Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Mara 29]

Because you have too much andrenaline.

Why does it feel like I have two liters of mucus in my chest?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

it's called a cold, darlin

why are tomatoes squishy?

[Princess 35]

Because they'd taste nasty if they were hard

Why does the Uniform's Advantage catalog have to have so many cute scrubs that I want?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

they want all your money

why does my head hurt?

[Ayingel 24]

Because banging your head on the wall does not produce more answers.

What will it take to make my roommate shut up?

[Tsl 7]

A roll of duct tape and a box full of hissinig cockroaches.

Why is my coworker such a drama queen all the time?

[Mara 29]

Because she's the queen of Spain, duh.

Why is all the water in our building ice cold?

[Rogue 4]

Cause Iceman just popped in to freeze your pipes.

Why can't my keyboarding work do itself?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because electronics are stupid

why is dirt so dirty?

[Brumak 2]

because it's dirt...

why is WoW so freakin addicting O_o

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

it's the massive amounts of nicotine and amphetamines

why is school so boring?

[Princess 35]

Because it's meant to turn you into a mindless drone for when you join the working world

Why does fresh ground coffee taste so much better?

[Ana 15]

Because nobody's had a chance to switch it out with concentrated sewer sludge yet.

Why did they dye my hair so dark?

[Ayingel 24]

because you seemed convincining as a goth ^^

how long until the world ends?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

a few seconds less than a few seconds ago

why is snow so cold?

[Tsl 7]

Because...it's snow.

Why are this month's residents scarily crappy and stupid?

[Rogue 4]

Because they're actually evil insta-clones transported there so the patients could have jello.

Why am i the only person i know who doesn't drink?

[Princess 35]

Because you have moral standards

Why did we have to get a winter storm?

[Mara 29]

Because you're lucky.

Why did we only get a light dusting of snow?

[Princess 35]

Because it built strength as it came across the state

Why do we always have to get huge storms when I'm in bloodbank or the bloodbank float

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

convienience

why is Spring Break so early?

[Ana 15]

If it was late enough for the snow to be gone, people wouldn't go to Miami and Cabo to be warm.

Why does my roommate leave the door open when she goes out?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because she really was raised in a barn

why does my sister have to be such a brat?

[Mara 29]

That's what sisters are born for.

Why is Play-Doh so fun?

[Drake 53]

Because they're actually evil insta-clones transported there so the patients could have jello.

Why am i the only person i know who doesn't drink?

I don't drink.

I tried it but I didn't care much for it.