Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Brumak 2]

Because this thread isn't important enough to leave a question in it

Why did I say that?

[Ayingel 24]

Because you were at a loss of words because real people are different than the people in Halo

Why do people think that 6 is early?

[Princess 35]

Because when you go to bed at 2 or 3, it is

Why won't they stop calling me???

[Ayingel 24]

because you keep answering.

....who is kalel's real mother?!

[Andy 60]

I don't know...

Who is Kalel?

[GI_Admiral 2]

The child of Kalel's mother...

Who is Kalels mother? :p

[Andy 60]

Kalel's maternal grandmother's daughter.

Why don't we change the subject?

[Ayingel 24]

because the person who started it had to explain to her father what happened on smallville last week.

is kryptonite always green?

[Brumak 2]

Since it's fictional, it can be whatever color you want it to be

Seeing as how it's now finally light out...shouldn't I have gone to sleep already?

[Ana 15]

Possibly, if you care to give in to your vampire side.

Why are there so many movie stars who give their children stupid names?

[Ayingel 24]

because they want their children, who may possibly have no skill at all, to be famous for at least one thing.

why is my dog so cute?

[Brumak 2]

Because that's a dogs purpose...to look cute and crap on your lawn.

What would happen if I didn't repost a question?

[Mara 29]

Nothing.

Why do guys love women with wet hair?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because they assume everything else is wet.

why did i have to get a cold this week?

[Princess 35]

Because it's freaking cold out

Why is it freaking cold out?

[Brumak 2]

Because the temperature is lower than what you consider warm.

Why is my leather coat so comfortable?

[Mara 29]

Because you're delusional.

Why does leather smell so bad?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because it's made from smelly cows that lounge in their own manure

why do i always procrastinate writing papers?

[Mara 29]

Human nature.

Why don't I have any homework to do, when I do homework every night?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

that's housework, Mara

why did Fox have to put American Idol crappyness in place of good, education, medical drama (House)?

[Mara 29]

Because FOX only has $$$$ instead of eyes.

Why is Coldplay so awesome?

[Ayingel 24]

because alternative is cool!

(house is moved to mondays!!)

why don't they have subtitles for the subtitles on "air"?

[Mara 29]

Because that doesn't make sense.

Why is If on a winter's night a traveler so boring?

[Ana 15]

Because not everyone can write.

(House was only on Monday that one night. Back to Tuesday on March 7, no ep next week.)

Why do shows write characters out?

[E-wing 3]

Because actors are being winny babies and the people runing the show don't want to deal with them anymore.

Why haven't i been locked up in a paded room yet?