Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Mara 29]

It's his job.

Why did Kyle spell cucumber "cuecumber"?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because he doesn't have 1337 speeling skillz

why can't i get my Spring Break off?

[Tsl 7]

Because it doesn't find you attractive.

Why are night shift resource managers so stupid and evil?

Edited March 16, 2006 by The Tsl

[Rogue 4]

They train them to be that way at evil manager camp.

Why do people in my 12th grade class class continue to act like 2nd graders, when we're graduating in 3 months and have to start acting like adults??

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because acting like two year olds is more fun.

why is it suddenly my job to do all the housework?

[Ayingel 24]

because you are really a slave to the mop and broom.

why couldn't we have another snowday?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

it's not winter anymore

why does my dance teacher act like a jerk?

[Brumak 2]

because dance teachers are jerks

why are the majority of people ignorant?

[Chickenman 9]

Because stupid people breed too quickly?

Will you kiss me, due to the fact that I am Irish?

[Rogue 4]

On the cheek maybe. Anything else is pushing it.

Why don't we have a St. Patricks Day smilie?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

cuz no one found one

what is the point of St Partrick's Day anyway?

[Princess 35]

To drink green beer until you puke green.

Why couldn't I have had today off instead of yesterday so that I could go get drunk with friends?

[Chickenman 9]

Because drunk Prin = menace to society.

Why did I throw that interception with 30 seconds left in the game, whilst in field goal range to tie the game up in ESPN NFL 2005?

Why don't we have a St. Patricks Day smilie?

;)

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because you need glasses

who's brilliant idea was it to have my sister watch little children?

[Ayingel 24]

people who haven't seen what she's done to the neighbor kids.

what if i do this?

[Tsl 7]

The universe will implode.

Why is my tax return going to be much smaller this year even though the powers that be keep going on about tax break awesomeness?

[Ayingel 24]

because they think if you everything they say, you'll be under their complete mind control.

why are my parents using bad butter substitute?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

something about less trans fat/cholesterol/taste

why is my family such a pain?

[Princess 35]

Because that's their job

Why does the weather always have to be crappy for the St Patty's Day parade?

[Ayingel 24]

because God is still angry about the drunken irishman that designed st. paul.

soda or pop?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

Coke, actually

why can't i just sleep?

[Ayingel 24]

because your rem cycle has now been thrown off.

why on earth am i listening to prince?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because you're either bored, insane, or both

when is spring coming?

[Ayingel 24]

tomorrow at 8.30!!

how come the final decision on a college seems like such a difficult problem?

Edited March 20, 2006 by Smurfette

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because you're deciding the rest of your life

on a related note, why can't i figure out what i want to do?