Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Darth Paladin 0]

Because you've nothing else to do.

Would you prefer if I walked around naked?

[Andy 60]

Depends how old and how good-looking you are.

Should I get drunk tonight?

[Uncle Du 22]

Uh, YEA!

Should I do the same? ;)

[Brumak 2]

I think you should have played darts with me last night instead

Why does ziti taste so good

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because it has baked in cheezy goodness

why did Mike have to give me a cold?

[Princess 35]

Because you enjoy playing tonsil hockey so much

Why did an ex have to call me at 2:45am?

[Brumak 2]

That;s what ex's like to do

Why do people tend to annoy me lately?

[Andy 60]

Because it's fun.

*pokes Vice repeatedly*

Why has nobody texted me in the last 5 days? :(

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

nobody loves you

what is the meaning of soup?

[Sticks 1]

To be eaten, not analyzed.

Does he like me?

[Brumak 2]

Maybe

Why does the sun have to be so bright?

[Sticks 1]

It's not bright...everything else is dull.

Who is Bob exactly?

[Brumak 2]

Bob is everyone you need to know.

Grrr why did GI have to kick my butt in chess?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because he's Asian

why does my car hate me so?

[Ayingel 24]

...because it's asian?

why did i bother to stay last night?

[Sticks 1]

Blame it on the beer.

Why do angels deserve to die?

[Ayingel 24]

because..well...because...thats the lyric.

who has a last name like yamada?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

my invisible boyfriend Bob. he's a terrorist.

do squid dream?

[Brumak 2]

Yes, about becoming dinner platters.

Why did you have to make me hungry for calimari?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

cuz i'm mean and evil :twisted:

why did it take so freakin long to find my ACT socres?

[Ayingel 24]

because they were hiding in their shame.

why did my legs randomly decide to form giant knots right about the knees?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

they didn't like the leg presses you did the other day

is the rain ever gonna go away?

[Brumak 2]

Yes but it'll eventually come back

What evil plans should I make today?

[Ana 15]

Solve world hunger. Tell no one.

Why can't my roommate go to her boyfriends room instead of ours for once?

[Brumak 2]

Because her boyfriends boyfriend is there.

Where did all the sheep go?