Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because we're used to 25 degrees. come June, 55 will be cold.

why are people yelling at each other?

[Ayingel 24]

because they're all deaf...

why are my measurements so funny?

[Tsl 7]

Because you forgot to measure twice, cut once.

Why are my fries not getting crispy?

[Mara 29]

Your oven is broken.

Why can't I focus on my homework?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because you have the attention span of a gnat

why won't my st00pid image load for other people?

[Chickenman 9]

It's too special to be seen by the eyes of mortals.

Should I have done my English hw?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

if you want good grades, then probably

why can't i look at the online course schedule to see if the classes i want are full?

[Ayingel 24]

because they are and they're protecting you from having to take quantum dancing-on-your-head-while-singing-and-shooting-a-gun physics.

what is the square root of happy?

[Chickenman 9]

Nothing. Happiness doesn't exist.

Why won't an epidemic just kill everyone on Earth allready? It's about frickin' time!

[Ayingel 24]

because the time has not yet come.

why won't the pirates who don't do anything do anything?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because they're lazy pirates

why can't my sister make up her mind?

[Star of the Jedi 0]

Because she's the most irritating thing ever!

Why is there way too much homework?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

it's the teachers' way of foiling your plans for world domination

is spring finally here?

[Princess 35]

Nope. Snow it will again tomorrow.

Why did I just talk like Yoda?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because the alcohol has impeeded your ability to form proper syntax

why does our power get knocked out every time there is a storm?

[Ayingel 24]

because the power gods hate you.

why does my roommate find every little thing i do that isn't to her liking annoying to the point she yells at me?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because she wants to make you cry

why can't i get any sleep anymore?

[Princess 35]

Because sleep is for the weak

Why are the fates conspiring against me and my b/f?

[Andy 60]

Because you're straight.

Is the glass half empty or half full?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

depends on the day

why are these kids so frikin ANNOYING?!

[Ayingel 24]

because their mothers wanted someone else to watch them while they had thier own fingernails ripped out..which i can imagine is more comfortable than constant annoyance.

why did my wine have to be nonalcoholic?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because you're underage

why does morning have to be so early?

[Darth Paladin 0]

Because it hates you.

Why is it that its 1 in the afternoon and I'm still in my dressing gown? :|

[Ayingel 24]

because you're lazy.

why is he wearing a dressing gown?

[Brumak 2]

Why isn't he wearing a dressing gown?

Why is Starcraft so addicting?