Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Tsl 7]

Because no matter what you choose, you'll be stuck doing it nearly every day for the rest of your life until you retire and then you'll be old and sickly and unable to do much anyways, so it doesn't matter.

Why did I have to eat so much cake?

[Brumak 2]

Because cake is just that good

Why is Thai food so damn awesome?

Edited March 20, 2006 by V!?

[Ayingel 24]

because it couldn't be in a tie with anyone.

why does it take so long for my uncle to get here?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

it's a long drive

why did my anatomy teacher have to have a test right when we got back from Spring Break

[Princess 35]

Because teachers are cruel like that

Why is it so cold out today?

[Tsl 7]

Because there's supposed to be 5 freakin inches of snow by tomorrow evening.....dammit.

Why are we having a big snow when it's supposed to be Spring!?

[Ana 15]

Because you're not in California.

Why doesn't my roommate know how to do things quietly, so I can sleep in the mornings?

[Guest Makia]

because most people are inconsiderate sods.

Why must my school use allergy inducing cleaners?

[Ayingel 24]

because the flowery smell and the music of sneezing is enticing.

why do my grandmother's feed me so much?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

just one more way school makes your life miserable

why does my dad listen to crappy music?

[Ana 15]

He's a dad. It's in the job description.

Why did they ever measure things in "a bushel and a peck"?

[GI_Admiral 2]

they got tired of the metric system

why is there no food in my fridge?

[Ayingel 24]

...your tummy had some friends over.

how come no one in this house has heard of waking up before 7.00?

[Chickenman 9]

The entire concept of waking up before 7:00 has been purged from their memory. Or it has been devoured by a dream eating specter.

What is up, my Homie G?

[Tsl 7]

He was placed under arrest by the grammer police.

Why am I still awake?

[Princess 35]

Because you're freaked out by scary resident

Why is it snowing?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because winter's nnot done with us yet.

why does it have to be cold to snow?

[Ayingel 24]

because if it wasn't...that would be rain.

what possessed my uncle to just give me the title to his car?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

temporary insanity

does anyone ever read the answers to these questions?

[Ayingel 24]

of course.

don't you?>

[Chickenman 9]

No.

Who took the cookies from the cookie jar?

[Ayingel 24]

we already established this.

by the way...who was the culprit?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

GI. it's always GI.

why is it dark in here?

[Ayingel 24]

...because the lights are off and no one is home.

why does it take so much to sew a quilt?

[Mara 29]

Because you keep breaking the sewing machine.

Why is 55 degrees so nice?