Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Ender 8]

This is really fun...

Why dont monkeys fly?

[Andy 60]

Because they don't have wings. Oops, that wasn't a silly answer

Why did the elephant cross the road?

[Ender 8]

It was running away from Beeurd's face

Why did Beeurd create GB?

[Andy 60]

*silence*

Why do clouds rain?

[Drake 53]

Because they have small bladders.

Why are Gungans so damn stupid?

[Andy 60]

Cheeze.

Why are there so many eggs in the easter bunny's basket?

[Drake 53]

It got a little happy with the chicken. :wink:

Why is the sky blue?

[Doc Ani Jade 1]

Don't ask me why Pod blushes blue.

Why does my finger hurt?

[chozen 1]

Certain thoughts come to mind.

Why are chickens blind?

[Ender 8]

Because they took a vow of blindness

Why do people have such stupid SN's on AIM?

[Andy 60]

Well, it's AOL isn't it. Stupid attracts stupiderness.

How about ICQ, you get a nice long number. Would that be better?

[chozen 1]

No.

How?

[Pandora 77]

Twelve.

Why does corn have ears?

[Andy 60]

So they can listen to Korn

(I know, baaaaaaad pun)

Why are disks round?

[chozen 1]

So they can fly out the window.

Why?

[Princess 35]

Because of you.

How can rain taste like wine?

[chozen 1]

Because it's not rain it's........Wine!

How can a girl be a man?

[Bad furday 57]

When she's Linda Tripp

Why should I yell at Beeurd 9 days from now?

[Princess 35]

Because he sang a stupid song 3 years ago.

Why are fish fishy?

[Ender 8]

Becuase things from the sea are fishy

Why is Beeurd fooling around with templates for the boards?

[Andy 60]

Because I can!

Mwahahaha!

Why do you ask?

[Ender 8]

Because I just saw a monkey fly

Why is Bill Clinton such an idiot?

[chozen 1]

He is?

(Both an answer and a question... )

[Pandora 77]

(oh great, now we're playing Who's Line... Where's Drake, he can take Colin's place and play the woman. Kidding!)

Of course he's not...

DID YOU SEE THAT PIG FLY PAST?!?!?!?

[chozen 1]

Yes, yes I did.

Is Bush a total peservengie?