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Ender

Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

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Ender

This is really fun...

Why dont monkeys fly?

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Andy

Because they don't have wings. Oops, that wasn't a silly answer :p

Why did the elephant cross the road?

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Ender

It was running away from Beeurd's face

Why did Beeurd create GB?

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Andy

*silence*

Why do clouds rain?

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Drake

Because they have small bladders.

Why are Gungans so damn stupid?

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Andy

Cheeze.

Why are there so many eggs in the easter bunny's basket?

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Drake

It got a little happy with the chicken. :wink:

Why is the sky blue?

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Doc Ani Jade

Don't ask me why Pod blushes blue.

Why does my finger hurt?

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chozen

Certain thoughts come to mind.

Why are chickens blind?

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Ender

Because they took a vow of blindness

Why do people have such stupid SN's on AIM?

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Andy

Well, it's AOL isn't it. Stupid attracts stupiderness.

How about ICQ, you get a nice long number. Would that be better?

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Pandora

Twelve.

Why does corn have ears?

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Andy

So they can listen to Korn

(I know, baaaaaaad pun)

Why are disks round?

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chozen

So they can fly out the window.

Why?

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Princess

Because of you.

How can rain taste like wine?

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chozen

Because it's not rain it's........Wine!

How can a girl be a man?

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Bad furday

When she's Linda Tripp

Why should I yell at Beeurd 9 days from now?

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Princess

Because he sang a stupid song 3 years ago.

Why are fish fishy?

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Ender

Becuase things from the sea are fishy

Why is Beeurd fooling around with templates for the boards?

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Andy

Because I can!

Mwahahaha!

Why do you ask?

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Ender

Because I just saw a monkey fly

Why is Bill Clinton such an idiot?

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chozen

He is?

(Both an answer and a question... :p)

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Pandora

(oh great, now we're playing Who's Line... Where's Drake, he can take Colin's place and play the woman. :pKidding!)

Of course he's not...

DID YOU SEE THAT PIG FLY PAST?!?!?!?

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chozen

Yes, yes I did.

Is Bush a total peservengie?

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