Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[chozen 1]

You don't.

Why did someone get me the new harry potter book, when i don't have enough time to read it?

[Chickenman 9]

It's the thought that counts.

Pass Question

[Andy 60]

Why?

[Princess 35]

Just to tick you off.

Why are pigs called pigs?

[Pandora 77]

Because "food" was too obvious.

Anyone know why I suddenly decided to pass Rogue in post number TODAY?

[Ender 8]

Nope

Why did Pod decide to pass Rogue today?

[Pandora 77]

Because is BORED out of her MIND and loopy enough to actually DO it! That's why!

Um... why do rubber ducks squeak? *squeak?*

[Princess 35]

Woohoo! I just passed Hal! Next on the list, Sticks.

[Pandora 77]

Is that an answer, a question or both?

[Princess 35]

Uh i forgot what thread I was in.

Why can't I stand the thought of food today?

[Pandora 77]

Because the evil potatoes are marching one by one, hurrah.

Why is my entire family scared to death of me right now?

[Bad furday 57]

Because you've been laughing insanely and typing on the comp for hours!

Why does it rain so much here?

[Princess 35]

Because some people like the smell of wet Wookiee

Why is Pod so Podcrazy?

[Pandora 77]

Because if she wasn't, there'd be one less word in the gb.net dictionary.

Why does the little cursor thingy blink?

[Bad furday 57]

It's flirting with Pod

Why do some people look better as a mummified corpse than when they were alive?

[Princess 35]

Because their moma is their sister and aunt

Why don't some family trees fork?

[Pandora 77]

Because the tree either prefers spoons, or they're from the south.

Why am I hungry all of a sudden?

[Ender 8]

Because your name is Pod

Why is post count so important to Pod?

[Pandora 77]

Because she just tied Rogue!!!!!

Where's the party going to be?

[Princess 35]

In Furday's bathroom

What kind of alcohol do you want?

[Bad furday 57]

Wine, preferably red.

Who says the party's going to be in the bathroom?

[chozen 1]

Ouch, don't mention party.

What time? :D

[Pandora 77]

Yesterday.

Anyone else watching Mr. Deeds? It's on HBO...

[Sticks 1]

I would except ya wrote that yesterday.

Why am I so hungry?

[Pandora 77]

Because you're not thirsty.

Why do UV rays want to kill me with skin cancer?