Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Rogue 4]

Because it is.

And Since when has he been flirting with me?

[Ender 8]

Since never.

Why does beeurd have delusions?

[Rogue 4]

Because he's been blended too many times.

Why can't I think of a question to ask?

[Ender 8]

I dunno.

How come I'm becoming noticed at my school?

[Andy 60]

They are pointing and laughing at you for being such an obsessive SW freak! *pointlaugh* Ooopsie.

Why is SW so great?

[Rogue 4]

Because it is 100% more exciting, Romantic, and action packed than our mundane lives.

Why is it that every guy who likes me lately is a few years older than I am?

[Chickenman 9]

They're thigments of your imagination. (Sorry, that was mean)

How about this, everyone is older than you due to radiation in your area?

Why was that mean?

Edited March 18, 2004 by Chickenman

[Ender 8]

It wasnt.

Why isnt punk rock as good now as it was when Green Day and 311 were in their prime?

[Roethlisberger 0]

Because no one is nearly as good as The Clash or the Sex Pistols, aka the greatest punk bands ever. Not even Green Day or 311 (hardly punk )

How come you don't have to know how to sing or play an instrument to get a $25,000 record deal?

[Chickenman 9]

Punks were not meant to sing, just to steal things. Hopefully this way, they'll get bored and go back to their old lives.

Why is the diffrence between water and seltzer?

[Roethlisberger 0]

The Jewishness of Seltzer is far superior to water.

Why must Woody Allen romance girls young enough to be his granddaughter?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because he's a dirty old man

why is up up and down down?

[Bad furday 57]

Because if it were the other way around, we'd all be in Australia with Aurelius

(yay V8 Supercars! )

If I say I"m feeling verklempt, what's wrong with me?

[Roethlisberger 0]

We have to talk among ourselves.

What is the one word that the Knights of Ni cannot hear?

[Ender 8]

It.

Why is Fett asking such a simple question?

[Rogue 4]

because his inferior mind cannot think of a good one.

Why am I still hanging out here when there's a PS2 in front of me?

[Drake 53]

Because you know that X-Box's are far superior to the puny PS2.

Why is Halo so damn fun?

[Ender 8]

Because it was made by Bungie. 'Nuff said.

How did Bungie get to be such an amazing game company?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

cuz it's the most awesomest place EVER! *is such a kid at heart*

why can't boys change clothes faster?

[Roethlisberger 0]

We're lazy.

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[Radioactive Isotope 29]

no.

where the heck is my lost earring?

[Chickenman 9]

Where you put it.

Why can I pick up TV signals on my radio? I swear, I was watching "That's So Raven on my radio!

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

the aliens are coming for you

why is Spring Break always the coldest, yuckiest week of the month?

[Chickenman 9]

Your a lonely old man trying to relive the good old days.

Paper, or plastic?

[Uncle Du 22]

Depends on if you need to smother anyone with the plastic bag.

Why am I attempting to grow this cheesey moustache?