Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Chickenman 9]

You like cheese, and with this moustache, you will no longer be without cheese for the rest of your life. Hungry? Just eat your moustache.

Is my hair gonna turn out horrible when I straighten it this weekend?

[Uncle Du 22]

Most likely. The chemicals will most likely burn your scalp, and you will be hideously deformed forever.

What's the deal with airplane food?

[Andy 60]

You have a long flight on an airplane, and they give you food. That's the deal.

Why do people always steal my pens at work?

[Ayingel 24]

Because you need pens when you work at McDonalds.

Why is the word for monkey in spanish the same word as a disease?

[Andy 60]

Because monkies are a disease!

Why am I soooo tired?

[Ayingel 24]

Because you made new American friends.

How do you make friends?

[Tsl 7]

construction paper and glue.

Why do birds suddenly appear...whenever you....are near?

[Ayingel 24]

Because they want to poke your eyes out.

Why does my mom always appear when I don't want her to?

[Princess 35]

Because she's a slime creature from outer space

Why won't the sun come out?

[SoftballJedi 0]

Because it's afraid of the dark and too stupid to realize if it comes out, it won't be dark.

Why is it near a hundred degrees every time I have to put on that stupid catcher's gear?

[Ayingel 24]

because black absorbs heat.

what is 2 plus 2?

[Sticks 1]

More than I can count on my two hands.

Why does college have to cost so much?

[Brumak 2]

So poor people have to be stupid.

Why am I so obsessed with staring at the wall?

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[Andy 60]

Because you would hurt your neck staring at the ceiling.

When will pigs fly?

[Brumak 2]

When teacups steal your pajamas

What's the point in posting in this thread?

[Ender 8]

To make you ask questions.

What's up with those clouds?

[GI_Admiral 2]

A bird.

Why is the sky blue?

[Ayingel 24]

because the smurfs died and their souls are blue.

who shot jr?

[Darth Paladin 0]

Someone with a gun.

Why are Simposons characters yellow?

[Ayingel 24]

aren't you?

what happens if i poke the red button?

[Brumak 2]

Absolutely nothing, all the movies lie.

Where did I leave my hat?

[Ayingel 24]

in the room where your wife is cheating on you.

can you touch this?

[Andy 60]

*prod* *prod* *prod* *prod* *prod* yep.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Ender 8]

Because a cute little bunny rabbit punted him across.

Why is a cute little bunny rabbit so badass?

[Andy 60]

Pfft.

Why does Quake 4 seem so... half-arsed?