Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Ayingel 24]

aquamarine.

where am i going and why am i in this hand basket?

[Brumak 2]

It's the quickest way to get 'there'.

Why does the Trade Federation in Galactic Battlegrounds suck?

[Ayingel 24]

because the "villains" are always supposed to suck so that the "good guy" wins.

why are they called quotes?

[Brumak 2]

Generally they contain a "quotation".

Why do so many people I've talked to online don't know who Van Halen is?

[Ayingel 24]

how can they not know who van halen is?! O_o

is sleep overrated?

[Brumak 2]

I would have to give a deffinate yes.

Why does Pierce Brosnan suck as Bond?

[Ayingel 24]

because bond sucks.

O_o chocolate?

[Brumak 2]

Is chocolatey.

What's the quickest/shortest way to get from one point to another?

[Ender 8]

By the train.

How did all the dinos die?

[Tsl 7]

Obesity epidemic.

Why is the weather being so crazy?

[Insyana 0]

'Cause the world has bi polar.

Why Enable an email notification of replies?

[Brumak 2]

So you can get an email when you get a reply.

Why do most games have to end in cliffhangers?

[SoftballJedi 0]

So you'll buy the sequal.

Why are teenagers so stupid?

[Brumak 2]

It's mandatory.

Why the hell doesn't Wal*Mart have bags of salted peanuts?

[Ayingel 24]

because the coporation is corrupt and it is their soul mission to brainwash the world be not having bags of salted peanuts, therefore making it seem like there is a shortage, then everyone will go out buying bags of salted peanuts, so that there really won't be any, so that walmart can buy them off the black market and poison them with their evil brainwashiness and trick everyone who likes salted peanuts into being their minions to take over the world, starting with the very third world countries thier company buys all of their products from.

why do AmericInn hotels have noise issues?

[Sticks 1]

Well, honeymooners dont wanna get their own beds dirty...

How do you tell if a boy likes you?

[Andy 60]

Ask him.

Why isn't there any chocolate in the house?

[Rogue 4]

Cause i raided your house while you were at the McEmpire.

Why is this period of school dragging on?

[Tsl 7]

Because school sucks and drains the life out of you.

Why is room 319 cursed?

[Mara 29]

Because Mack the Knife killed someone there.

Why are there more orange Starbursts than pink in my package?

[Princess 35]

Because the orange machine exploded

Why does my back hurt?

[Sticks 1]

Becuase you're getting old, duh.

Why is Prin so old?

[Mickey 1]

Because time is a lethal poison.

Why do glasses have lenses?

[Sticks 1]

Cuz it'd be pointless to wear just rims...that'd hardly help your vision.

Who is the bestest person in the world?

[Mickey 1]

Duh! Mickey is.

Who is the nerfherder that invented txt messaging?