Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Chickenman 9]

No. I'd cut you up into tiny bite sized pieces.

Would I get blood on my hands if I cut Smurfette into tiny bite sized pieces?

[Princess 35]

Only if you don't wear gloves.

Who was the idiot that called me at 530 this morning?

[Chickenman 9]

No one knows his name. All they know...is he has an unquenchable thirst for vengeance.

So, you come around here often?

[Sticks 1]

Absolutely. I need my fix of "here"s. Far too many "there"s have shown up lately.

Why do we have to go to work?

Edited January 17, 2006 by Sticks

[Chickenman 9]

Too be productive slaves of the higher ups. The corrupt officials, who prosper from our work and sweat.

Where's Waldo?

[Sticks 1]

I killed him. Ever wonder why he had red stripes? Yup, blood.

Why am I so hungry?

[Chickenman 9]

Because your tummy says so.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[Sticks 1]

Killed her too. Don't like mysteries.

How does a computer work?

[Chickenman 9]

Fairy dust.

Was Michael Jackson guilty, innocent, or rich so it doesn't really matter either way?

[Ayingel 24]

F. none of the above because he is a...um...

what is michael jackson anyway?

[Brumak 2]

In my basement. Tied up.

Why did anyone care about finding him?

[Andy 60]

I dunno... What I'm more concerened about is:

What do you and Micheal Jackson get up to in your basement? :eek:

Edited January 18, 2006 by beeurd

[Chickenman 9]

Trade Pokemon cards.

Why do I still have some Pokemon cards lying around the house?

[Brumak 2]

You haven't caught em all.

Why do I miss the first Gameboy Pokemon game?

[Andy 60]

Because you are just a n00b at heart.

Why does my hair suck?

[Brumak 2]

It's made out of vacuum parts.

Why is spicy food so freakin' good?

[Sticks 1]

You have no tastebuds.

Why is our water lookin a little yellow lately?

[Darth Augilies 0]

Sorry about that, my fault.

Why in the hell am I so damn awesome?

[Chickenman 9]

You're not.

What you talking about, Willis?

[Sticks 1]

Talking? I dont hear anything. All I see are words.

Is there life on other planets?

[Andy 60]

Yeah, I heard from a couple of freighter captains that Earth has life on it.

Is the glass half empty, or half full?

[Chickenman 9]

i DO'nt nOW, maTE jUsT KEeEP the drINksh cnImog...(hic)

Did that look like one of Beeurd's posts when he's drunk or what? :p

[Ayingel 24]

no, it looks like you vomited the caps button.

why is the word abbreviation so long?

[Rogue 4]

I guess you could call that an Oxymoron.

Why do fools fall in love?

[Tsl 7]

Because they're foolish enough to believe in love.

Navy or Burgandy?