Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Tsl 7]

Some teenagers who can't speel properly.

Why is grad school so freaking expensive!

[Princess 35]

Because colleges like to ass rape students

When is Prin gonna beat up Sticks for that dig at Prin's age?

[Andy 60]

Prolly when she gets a new walking stick.

Do they know it's Xmas?

[Brumak 2]

'THey' know everything O_o

Why are stupid people stupid?

[Andy 60]

Because they are stupid, stupid.

Why am i so hungry?

[Mara 29]

Because your body needs fuel in order to stay alive and flip burgers.

Why is my radio station so freakin' awesome?

[Chickenman 9]

Because it's not.

Who took the cookies from the cookie jar?

[Tsl 7]

Let's just say B isn't so hungry anymore

Why is JCAHO so stupid?

[Princess 35]

Because they're a government office

Why are some of my coworkers such morons?

[Brumak 2]

It's the sole purpose of coworkers.

Why am I so addicted to Black and White 2 >_<

[Uncle Du 22]

Because it's a dumb game, just like you're dumb.

Why am I so freakin' awesome?!

[Brumak 2]

Because your misconceptions and lying thoughts tell you so

Where is the freaking snow?!?

[Mara 29]

Stolen, by North Dakota.

Why is January so unusually warm?

[Uncle Du 22]

Freakin' duh, it's global warming.

Why did I not go golfing today?

[Brumak 2]

Because......you didn't.

WHY can't I beat Diablo!!!!

[Ayingel 24]

because diablo means the devil in spanish. and everyone knows that the devil is the white sox.

why does my roommate have to smell so bad?

[E-wing 3]

so you can find him in the dark.

Why is everyone so surpised that i'm back?

[Ayingel 24]

you're back?!

what's a k-nnn-ih-get for?

[Brumak 2]

For stupid French guards to say.

Where'd my doughnut go?

[Ayingel 24]

In my tummy

Why does the weather like to be -30?

[Princess 35]

Because mother nature is a bith

Why do MD's hate chiropracters so much?

[Ayingel 24]

Because they're the reason they...um...actually...muffins. Yes...muffins are the answer.

Why is hockey so fun?

[Princess 35]

Because i said so

Why is ice slippery?

[Brumak 2]

Because when friction is apllied to it, it gets warm and it melts, causing a liquidy surface of H2O. (i think...)

Why is it that when I drink....everything seems more real....?

[Sticks 1]

Cuz you're expectations of what's real have lowered. The moral of the story is: drink more, so everything makes sense.

How come I forgot to type a question here and had to come back and edit this question in?

Edited February 18, 2006 by Sticks