Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Drake 53]

((joke or not, I shall have my revenge...))

Bush couldn't even try to pronouce that.

What is this world coming to?

[Pandora 77]

A nuclear wasteland, lol.

Do fish snore?

[Bad furday 57]

Of course they do. That's why the bubbles come out of their nose!

Why does Pod feel like taking a vow of silence around me?

[Pandora 77]

Because you're you.

Why does Furday insist on taking everything innocent thing I say the wrong way?

[Princess 35]

Because he's a horny wookiee.

Where do babies come from?

[Pandora 77]

*cracks up and gestures a "pass"*

[Doc Ani Jade 1]

Well, it all started with that drink, and you know the rest...

Why are oranges orange?

[Pandora 77]

Because Blueberries are already blue.

Why am I the only one pathetic enough to get online so early in the morning on a Saturday?

[chozen 1]

Because someone left the coffee out last night...

Why is star wars on now?

[Andy 60]

It isn't, I was watching it. It was on earlier.

Why is Furday Furry?

[Pandora 77]

Because that's what happens when you eat too many rotten eggs.

Why are popcicles cold?

[Andy 60]

Because they'd be pretty pointless warm.

Burp?

[Pandora 77]

No thanks.

Why am I bored?

[chozen 1]

Because!

Why is another good film on?

[Sentrosi 1]

you mean the film that is left behind after you take a shower... because you just took a shower...

why dont apple jacks taste like real apples?

[CorSec 5]

Cause Apples are Evil

Why doesn't the world revolve around me? :p

[TheUnknown 39]

Because the gravitational field created by your ego is far outweighed by the one created by Pod's ego.

Why do the Braves always choke in the playoffs?

[CorSec 5]

Cause they eat too much BBQ chicken....bones included

uhh...Why is Pods Ego so big then?!

[TheUnknown 39]

Because we feed it to much. It's really unhealthy...for us.

If...I...could...would...you? (Alice in Chains song)

[CorSec 5]

No...the Milk is already too cold

Is the sky really blue?

[TheUnknown 39]

No, the acid makes it blue.

Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?

[Pandora 77]

We're going to Jupiter and we're only in the handbaskey because there were no shopping carts left.

[CorSec 5]

Ahem...Question Pod :p

[Pandora 77]

Oops. Well I was probably being bombarded with countless IMs... heheh, yeah, not really...

Why is it that there's a whole page for me to catch up on when I haven't even been gone twelve hours?

[Ender 8]

Because we want to make your life hard

Why do I have so much goddamn summer reading homework?