Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[E-wing 3]

as far away from you as possible.

Anyone think i was ever comeing back?

[Brumak 2]

Everyone returns eventually...it's like gravity.

Why does beer disappear so quickly...

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because you drink it too fast

why am i so tired?

[Ayingel 24]

because you didn't have a good REM.

how come my hair isn't as purple as it should be?

[Brumak 2]

You didn't use enough berries

Why are most Virginian drivers retarded?

[Ayingel 24]

...because they drive on the wrong side of the road. oh wait, that's england.

why do they drive on the wrong side of the road?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because America is right and the rest of the world is wrong

do you like bananas, cucumbers, or pickles?

[Ayingel 24]

none of the above.

why did i have to get influenza?

[Princess 35]

Because mother nature is an evil mistress out to get you in every way conceivable and some that aren't.

How long will it take me to find an apartment

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

you'll never find one. you're doomed to live with your parents forever

what's the point?

[Brumak 2]

42

Why is the answer always 42?

[Ayingel 24]

because it took a giant super computer a really really REALLY long time to figure it out.

who stole my bankrobber?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

me. he's in the closet if you want him back.

why does my arm hurt?

[Ayingel 24]

because using pens to make tattooes doesn't work very well.

why do my roommates always leave the windows open?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

to freeze you to death

why doesn't my sister like my bf?

[Ayingel 24]

because she secretly has a crush on him and doesn't want you to know.

why do we need to have five blody shows this weekend?

[Chickenman 9]

Because the Missspeller's Kunvention needs some blody entertanment.

Where do babies come from, and how can we keep them from escaping?

[Andy 60]

I dunno, we should prolly eat them.

Why did you feel the need to bump this ancient thread? :p

[Mara 29]

((Haha... Swift...))

Because he was locked in his closet with his laptop.

Why did I bother replying?

[Andy 60]

Nobody knows the answer to that.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Bad furday 57]

The hens were on the other side.

Why can I not draw anything well today? :|

[Tsl 7]

Sun spots.

Is there a point to this thread? :p

[Bad furday 57]

The pointy end goes first.

Why won't Limewire download this thing faster?

[James the Defender 7]

Because the dogs are growling.

Why do I have writer's block?

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

because someone left it on you desk. i blame the gnomes.

why must sushi be so expensive?

Edited April 5, 2009 by Radioactive Isotope