GI_Admiral 2 Posted October 8, 2005 Soccer > Baseball. It was a chick flick, lets be honest chicken. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted October 8, 2005 Yes, sometimes my dad is a smart man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted October 8, 2005 Baseball > Soccer Yup... That's why nobody plays baseball. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted October 8, 2005 Baseball > Soccer Yup... That's why nobody plays baseball. Yeah. Not even the Americans could put together a team for the Olympics. And we're the only ones who play it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted October 8, 2005 You've got a point there. Except, you know...how it's Japan's favorite sport...and Cuba's...and Korea's pretty fond of it...not to mention Mexico...and a host of others. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted October 8, 2005 Soccer kicks baseball's ass. Not to mention rugby, and lacrosse, and tennis... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted October 8, 2005 Yes, but then again, Korea loves Soccer more, same with Mexico...South America, Europe, Rest of the world :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted October 8, 2005 except everyone else calls it football :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted October 8, 2005 Psh. Who needs sports when you have hockey? :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted October 8, 2005 And.....who needs hockey? :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted October 9, 2005 And.....who needs hockey? DIE! HOCKEY RULES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted October 9, 2005 *Raises hand* I need hockey! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted October 9, 2005 Hockey = life :O!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted October 9, 2005 Who needs hockey when you can have...... motorsport? *does the Dr. Evil pinkie to mouth thing* *points to sig* ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted October 10, 2005 Hockey > Nascar :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted October 10, 2005 Formula 1 + GP2 + A1 GP + DTM + Australian V8 Supercars + Champ Car + World Rally + Hockey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nascar There. A compromise!!! And a true one at that! ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted October 10, 2005 Nooooooooooo.......we needs the NASCAR! All auto racings + hockey > baseball Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted October 14, 2005 Some Firefly quotes: Wash: Oh, my God. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing? Oh, right, that would be me. Back to work. Wash: Psychic? Sounds like something out of science fiction. Zo?: We live on a spaceship, dear. Wash: So? Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here. (great line!) Inara: What did I tell you about barging into my shuttle? Mal: That it was manly and impulsive? Inara: Yes, precisely, only the exact phrase I used was "don't". Mal: Kaylee, what the hell's going on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose? Simon: Are you Alliance? Jubal Early: Am I a lion? Simon: What? Jubal Early: I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well though, I have a mighty roar. Simon: I said "Alliance" Jubal Early: Oh, I thought... Simon: No, I was... Jubal Early: That's weird. Mal: You know, they tell ya to never hit a man with a closed fist but it is, on occasion, hilarious. Book: If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. [flipping through Simon's journal] Jayne: "Dear diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy... Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." Zo?: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing? Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps. Mal: [Mal enters dining area] Did you tell her? Wash: [looks up warily] Tell her what? Mal: [to Zo?] Your husband has demanded that we sleep together. Zo?: Really. Wash: [looking a bit panicky] What? Mal, come on... Mal: He seems to think it would get all this burning sexual tension out in the open. You know, make it a fair fight for your womanly affections... Wash: No! That was just the torture talking... [looking up at Zo? pleading] Wash: Remember? The torture? Mal: [walks to Zo?, takes one of her hands and places it on his hip, then with his other hand, moves some hair off her shoulder, sporting a deadpan expression] Private, it's a difficult mission - but you and I have to get it on. Zo?: [looks at Wash who is struggling to get to his feet, then looks back at Mal and puts her free hand on his shoulder. Also with a deadpan expression] I understand. We have no choice. Take me, sir. Take me hard. Jayne: [Jayne who has just begun to enter the dining hall, hearing this looks up with a very uncomfortable look on his face] Now somethin' about that is just downright unsettlin'. Wash: [as Mal and Zo? get closer to kiss - looking like two teenagers on their first date, Wash steps in grabs Zo?'s arm and pulls her to the door of the dining hall] We'll be in our bunk. Bandit: [robbing a couple on a floating wagon] You're gonna give us what's due us and every damn thing else on that boat. And I think maybe you gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the missus. Jayne: Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal: [in disguise in a dress and large bonnet] How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne: If I could make you prettier, I would. Mal: You are not the man I met a year ago. Inara: So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress? Mal: Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. Besides, those soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. There's a whole airflow. Inara: And you'd know that because...? Mal: You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery. Jayne: So, like, never? Book: Well, no. Jayne: Not ever, never? Book: Some orders allow shepherds to marry, but I follow a narrower path. Jayne: But you still got the urge. They don't... cut it off or nothin'? Book: No, I'm more or less intact. I just direct my energy elsewhere. Jayne: You mean like masturbatin'? Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zo?: Either blow us all up or rub soup in her hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it. Jayne: Hey, do you have any funny whorin' stories? Inara: Oh, do I ever. Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will. Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch? Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast. Jayne: She's in Congress? Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? Jayne: [to Simon] Little Kaylee here just wishes you was a gynecologist. [Jayne laughs] Mal: Jayne, you will keep a civil tongue in that mouth, or I will sew it shut. Is there an understanding between us? Jayne: You don't pay me to talk pretty. Just because Kaylee gets lubed up over some big-city dandy... Mal: Walk away from this table. Right now. [Jayne loads his plate with food and leaves] Simon: What do you pay him for? Mal: What? Simon: I was just wondering what his job is - on the ship. Mal: Public relations. Inara: Are you in pain? Mal: Absolutely, I got stabbed you know, right here. [lifts shirt to show a bloodstained bandage on side of abdomen] Inara: I saw. Mal: I don't care much for fancy parties. Too rough. Inara: It wasn't entirely a disaster. Mal: [lifts his shirt again] I got stabbed. Right here. [simon sees a statue of Jayne and realizes the town they are in idolizes him as a hero] Simon: This must be what it feels like to go crazy. [Later, after listening to a song about Jayne being a hero] Simon: No, this must be what it feels like to go crazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted October 17, 2005 :lol: Those are great! From my neighbor's door: God is love. Love is blind. Ray Charles is blind. Ray Charles is God. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted November 16, 2005 From MegaTokyo: *Largo stands in front of his English class, staring at them* Largo: Today's lesson will be a lesson about survival. This building lacks appropriate facilities. Follow me class. Random Student: Field trip! *Largo leads the class to an Arcade* Largo: Here. This facility will do. Yuki: Sensei, this is a game center! Largo: Yes. Yuki: We can't be here. It's... Largo: Wrong? Is it wrong to master the skillz that will save Tokyo? Is it wrong to prevent the undead from ripping out your brains and turning you into festering, mindless minions? You have been taught to think that gaming is "wrong" - a waste of time and money. As Great Teacher Largo, it is my duty to show you the truth. Through gaming you will gain strength, speed and dexterity. You will learn strategy, planning and how to survive against all odds. Without these skillz, you are no better than non-player characters. I will not teach NPCs... Yuki: You may not teach at all once the PTA finds out about this. Largo: Get out your lunch money, class. We will now start todays lesson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted November 16, 2005 lol Largo = l337 Sensei! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted December 2, 2005 TSL this one's for you "The physician order read, "Irrigate wound with TAB." A beginning nurse came to the nursing stataion and commented in passing to one of the experienced nurses, "I hope it was okay that I irrigated the wound with Pepsi; there wasn't any Tab in the pop machine" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
