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Mara

Gucci makes everything and charges 10 times the amount for normal brands. :p

And those are freakin' hilarious. I know lawyers have ask questions to prove a point, but those are just ridiculous.

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Andy

Been watching Blackadder lol

It's another BBC comedy from back in the day.

From Blackadder Goes Fourth, set during the First World War.

Blackadder has been told to find a German spy operating from within the base, and is interrogating Captain Darling...

Darling: Look, I'm as British as Queen Victoria!

Blackadder: So your father's German, you're half German, and you married a German!?

Edited by Andy

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Ender

Oh, Blackadder. I love it so.

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Andy

Have you seen it all? I didn't realise you had it over there lol

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Ender

BBC America is a fine, fine thing, my friend. I haven't seen it all yet, but I'm working on it.

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Andy

lol cool, I have the Complete Collection DVD boxset

It includes all 4 series, plus all the specials they did lol

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Mara

I wish our cable company carried BBC America.

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Ender

Too bad I just spent all the money I didn't need for bills... blast.

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Ayingel

movie scripts

also has tv shows and multiple drafts of movie scripts...

wasn't quite sure if it should get its own thread or not...

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Radioactive Isotope

from NCIS:

Woman: From the presentation it is clear that sexual harassment can take many forms in the workplace. A coworker with elevator eyes looking you up and down, a coworker shows you a cartoon or picture of a sexual nature.

Tony: If you're lucky.

Woman: A coworkers hand accidentaly brushes up against your body.

Ziva: If you're really lucky.

Woman: Physical contact can be divided into three categories. Green light includes normal behavior. Yellow light includes borderline behavior like hugging...

Abby: (raises hand)

Woman: Yes?

Abby: What's wrong with hugging? I hug people all the time.

Woman: You may see it as friendly but your coworkers may find it offensive.

Abby: You guys get offended when I hug you?! (everyone mutters no)

Abby: I am hugging you all in my mind right now.

Woman: DOD policy is very clear on this point miss. You must first ask permission before making physical contact with a coworker.

Abby: Like every time?

Woman: Yes. Finally red light behavior is described as deliberate unwelcome touching.

Ziva: (licks Tony's ear causing him to stand up in suprise)

Woman: Another question?

Tony: Yes. If you slap someone on the back of the head like this (slaps McGee's head and McGee slaps back) Would that be considered inappropriate behavior?

Woman: Absolutely. Are you saying this has actually happened?

Tony: (glances at Gibbs) No just wondering.

Woman: Anymore questions?

Palmer: (raises hand) What if your job involves touching naked people...

Woman: That is inappropriate at any time.

Palmer: Even if they're dead?

Woman: Why are you touching dead naked people?!

Palmer: I work in Autopsy.

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Uncle Du

That show is such a load of nonsense. It totally doesn't happen like that in the NCIS.

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Drake

I only liked the first season of that show. Then it got silly.

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Radioactive Isotope

i don't care if it's accurate or not. i still like it. :p

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Bad furday

That automatically makes it unwatchable. :p

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Mara

None of those crime shows are accurate. :p Like the CSIs... totally not real.

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TheUnknown

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Oooooooouuuuuuuuuccccccchhhhhh.

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Radioactive Isotope

amen!

please take any ensuing political disscussion to the proper thread [/responsible mod]

Edited by Pirate King

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Ender

Oh look, it's Satan!

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Drake

Just because JM's a Mormon, it doesn't make her the devil.

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Andy

:roll: :p

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Radioactive Isotope

um, thanks......? Drake......:p

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Drake

:lol:

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Bad furday

*cackles, and brushes his fur over his horns* :p :shifty:

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Radioactive Isotope

like we didn't know you have horns, Furday :p

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Andy

A couple of quotes from the 2007 Doctor Who Xmas special, based on an alien cruise liner modelled after the earth's Titanic.

Mr. Copper: I am Mr. Copper, the ship?s historian, and I shall be taking you to Old London Town in the country of UK, ruled over by Good King Wenceslas. Now, human beings worshipped the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws, and his wife Mary and every Christmas Eve, the people of UK go to war with the country of Turkey. They then eat the turkey people for Christmas dinner, like savages.

The Doctor: Excuse me, sorry. Sorry. Where did you get all this from?

Mr. Copper: Well, I have a first-class degree in Earthonomics.

Mr. Copper: (as they travel through the ruined Titanic) This is very much in the spirit of Christmas. It?s a festival of violence. They say that human beings only survive depending on whether they?ve been good or bad. It?s barbaric.

The Doctor: Actually, that?s not true. Christmas is a time of peace and thanksgiving and? What am I on about? My Christmases are always like this.

Mr. Copper: So Great Britain is part of Europea and just across the British Channel you've got Great France and Great Germany?

The Doctor: No, no it's just France and Germany, only Britain is Great.

Mr. Copper: And they're all at war with the continent of Hamerica.

The Doctor: No, well, not yet. Ah, you could argue that one.

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