Princess 35 Posted February 27, 2008 I hate elections. It's like trying to decide which prostitute will give you the fewest number of diseases and whether or not they will be curable ones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted February 27, 2008 Who is that a quote from? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted February 27, 2008 I don't know. Stole it from a friend's sig at another site Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted February 27, 2008 I hate elections. It's like trying to decide which prostitute will give you the fewest number of diseases and whether or not they will be curable ones. :rofl: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted February 27, 2008 :rofl: i wholeheartedly agree! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted February 27, 2008 :lol: good one! lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted February 27, 2008 Sums it up so well... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted May 25, 2008 Saw, I saw most of 300 against last night at the hotel. I decided to look up related topics on Wikipedia. I came across this gem of an exchange: Phillip II: "If I enter Laconia, I will level Sparta to the ground." Spartans "If." That's awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted May 26, 2008 awesome! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted May 26, 2008 I think B will appreciate this one (I don't know how you vote), but this is from Charlie Brooker's column in the Guardian: You're a passenger in a car that someone else is driving, and your hands are tied, and up ahead is a container lorry full of hot liquid manure that you're definitely going to run into the back of, but your driver's deaf and blind and not slowing down, so there's nothing you can do except writhe in your seat and brace yourself for the impact. That's roughly how I feel following the Crewe and Nantwich byelection. Thanks to a 900% swing to the right (or thereabouts), a Cameron-fronted Tory government now looks like not just an alarming possibility, but an awful, grinding, inescapable certainty - yet another preordained slice of doomsday, like climate change or the War Against the Machines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted May 26, 2008 Well, personally I think a Tory government is the lesser of two evils. I'd sooner have the Tories in power than Labour again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted May 26, 2008 Maybe, but you can't seriously tell me that David Cameron would make a good PM. I just can't stand him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted May 26, 2008 Neither does Gordon Brown. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted May 27, 2008 So, the Brits will have a Conservative government while the U.S. will be run by Democrats? Our countries just can't seem to get on the same page. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted May 27, 2008 The world must be ending. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted June 6, 2008 I'm watching the second season of Buffy, the first episode with Spike. I found this quote amusing for some reason. Spike: Come up against this Slayer yet? Angel: She's cute. Not too bright, though. Gave the puppydog "I'm all tortured" act. Keeps her off my back while I feed! *they both laugh* Spike: People still fall for that Anne Rice routine? What a world! :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted June 9, 2008 Young man (after seeing Churchill leave the bathroom without washing his hands): At Eton they taught us to wash our hands after using the toilet. Churchill: At Harrow they taught us not to piss on our hands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted June 10, 2008 "Hello, hurray! I'd prefer the plague to the Eton Rifles!" ~ Paul Weller Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted June 10, 2008 Young man (after seeing Churchill leave the bathroom without washing his hands): At Eton they taught us to wash our hands after using the toilet. Churchill: At Harrow they taught us not to piss on our hands. :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted June 17, 2008 Douglas Adams: I love deadlines, i love the wooshing sound they make as they pass by. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted June 23, 2008 George Carlin died today. Here are some quotes: When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker? Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted June 23, 2008 You maybe just runined my day, Unknown. First Bo Diddely and now this. Damn it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted June 23, 2008 I'm watching the second season of Buffy, the first episode with Spike. I found this quote amusing for some reason. Spike: Come up against this Slayer yet? Angel: She's cute. Not too bright, though. Gave the puppydog "I'm all tortured" act. Keeps her off my back while I feed! *they both laugh* Spike: People still fall for that Anne Rice routine? What a world! Can you tell I didn't really pay any attention to this thread? I find this funny because Anne Rice fans generally find Buffy to be more than difficult to watch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted June 24, 2008 You maybe just runined my day, Unknown. First Bo Diddely and now this. Damn it! I know. Two of my biggest heroes gone in two months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
