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TheUnknown

Post your favorite lines and quotes here.

"Eagles may soar but weasles never get sucked into jet engines."

"Sure, work has a future pay, but laziness pays off now."

"If at first you don't succeed, you're a loser."

"Blind people shouln't skydive. It really scares the hell out of their dogs."

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Gav: Gone for good.

like the last one :D

"When it rains, the ground will be wet" - The Works of Confuse-us

"Fish is just Fart spelt with an ISH" - quoting my friend who apparently doesn't like fish

"The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse get the cheese."

A couple from the army:

"When in battle, stick close to your buddy. Not only does he provide additional firepower, he gives the enemy someone else to shoot at" -quoting my old company sergeant-major (CSM)

First day in Officer Cadet School. Everyone's yelling.

CSM: Will you die for your country??

Us: Yes, Sergeant-Major!!

CSM: Nonono you idiots! If you die for your country, there'll be no one left to fight!! The idea is to make the enemy die for theirs!!

An old army joke:

"The officers are there to distract the snipers while the sergeants do the work."

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MsSolo

'before you go to seek revenge, first dig two graves' - that James Bond film with the tiny helicopter. Possibly set in Hong Kong. (???)

'Let's make like a banana and split' - can't remember where I heard it, but ore people need to use it!

'you win some, you lose some' - currently my motto, but that seems to change rather too often

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Pandora

Never drive faster than your Gaurdian Angel can fly.

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tahiriveila

The truth is always greater than the words we use to describe it. -a quote from Traitor

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TheUnknown

I hope Link reads this one:

"UFOs are real. The Air Force doesn't exist."

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Starstripe

lol. lesse...

Hal's "Sith happens (very true)"

Many "Oh, sh-"

"Luck, chance, fortune, fate. They're all just ways of claimng your succeses without claiming your failures." (Gerrard of the Weatherlight, from the card game Magic: The Gathering)

If you don't know, you shouldn't be here "Laugh it up, furball."

There are more, but my brain is on strike.

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Link

I hate this pick up line and yes I've had it used on me.

"Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you're the bomb."

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TheUnknown

"We ask the questions, but how often do we hear the answers?" An original quote by me.

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Pandora

"If I really gave a damn about your opinion, that might have offended me."

-I came up with that one one day at work after a customer cussed me out. :lol: Everyone laughed at him later.

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Pandora

"There are three kinds of people in this world-- people that can do math, and people that can't."

-not a clue where that came from...

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Doc Ani Jade

"Screw the water...my 'glass' of beer is more than half empty!" Some drunk guy at the bar, before he tried to hula-hoop...

(and no, the only drinksI had were virgin, it was legal...)

"the worlds full of idiots. that's why I snowboard..." One of the guys at the ski slope...eventually me. (fear the day...)

"Oh yeah, don't handle those...one of my partners says they cause comas and heart problems, so give them a few months to warm up to you..."

My boss (if you could call her that) at work (ditto...) about the empeor scorpions.

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Starstripe

"I hate this..." Many

"Oops..." Many

"There are two things I hate in this world: People who are intolerate of other people's cultures, and the Dutch." Nigel Powers

"M=Ct squared. I'm sure that's right!" My friend

"Ok, maybe lighters shouldn't get drunk." Me (Yes, I actually said that, after spilling wine on the lighter that was lighting the candles. The active lighter.)

"The sun is not a star!" Me again

"Because you're holding up the Yuuzhan Vong advance." Wedg Antilles

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Ana

"I'm going to put the grapes where they belong, with all the other fruit in the vegetable drawer." -My sister

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Link

Me: "Dad??? The milk goes in the fridge. Not with the cups!!!"

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Ana

Me: "Mom, for the last time, you do not buy gifts for guys at Limited Too."

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Rogue

"That's not what the Empire would have done, Commander, What the Empire would have done was build a super-colossal Yuuzhan Vong-killing battle machine. They would have called it the Nova Colossus or the Galaxy Destroyer or the Nostril of Palpatine or something equally grandoise. They would have spent billions of credits, employed thousands of contractors and sub-contractors, and equipped it with the latest in death-dealing technology. And you know what would have happened? IT wouldn't have worked. They'd forget to bolt down a metal plate pver an access hatch leading to the main reactors, or some other mistake, and a hot-shot enemy pilot would drop a bomb down there and blow the whole thing up. Now that's what the Empire would have done."

~Han Solo

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Ana

"Pretty. What do we blow up first?" ~Myn Donos

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Rogue

"Lieutennant kettch reporting for duty sir!" LOL Wes and his pranks...

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"People are too dumb to figure out they screw up on their own." - My aunt

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