Jump to content
Galactic Basic Discord Read more... ×
  • Join in

    We would be honored if you would join us...

TheUnknown

Lines and Quotes

Recommended Posts

Andy

I was gonna say, is that supposed to be funny? :p

You mean you've never seen how ambulances pull up to a red light, stop, look both ways and roll through?

no. I guess they don't do that here.

I've seen them go straight through red lights when they have their siren and lights going. But when they aren't being called out they have to obey the rules of the road just like anyone else.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Ayingel

Howie from BigBrother, "My name's Howie and I'm a meteorologist. But I really wanted to be a Jedi."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Andy

:lol: Niiice. So they do occasionally put normal people in thos shows.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Ayingel

yeah, i guess.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope

:rofl: that guy is my hero

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
[Master_Revan]

"Why defeat the purpose of the door by locking it?"

"Once i was a lamb and i frolicked in fields of green. Then, the wolves came. Now, i am an eagle and i fly in another universe."

"Your attitude almost always determines your altitude in life. Dare to soar."

"I pity you. Most of the men you blow away are afraid to die, but you....you are afraid to live."

Hmmm....can't think of any more at the moment.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Tsl

On KOL when I tried to buy healing potions, but forgot to click to select it first...

"Remember that time when you tried to buy something without specifying an item first? That was awesome."

I love this game :p

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Drake

I did that too. That message made me laugh so hard. Harder then I normally would have...since I was uber-tired at the time. :p

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Ayingel

ha ha...i haven't done that yet...by the way...any one know how to make a car?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Chickenman

You probably combine the stuff with meat paste. All I need are the rims.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Ayingel

where did you get the tank?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Chickenman

Same place you get everything else. Are you opening the tool boxes you collect?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Ayingel

i never thought of that...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Drake

I was lazy and bought myself a full meat engine. All I needed to do was slap together the wheels and then BAM...I got a bithin' Meat Car.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Drake

Oh yeah...I made it to a lvl 6 Spaghetti Sage last night. One more lvl and we can make a clan! :D

Edited by Drake

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Chickenman

Hey! That was my idea!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Drake

I didn't say it wasn't. :p

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Ayingel

saweet ham peelin's drake. i'm a level five already :p

how do i put the car together and where do i get rims?!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Drake

From the Hermit.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Andy

Have I accidently walked into the random thread? :|

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Drake

You'd know what we're talking about if you become an adventurer at Kindom of Loathing. Tsl mentioned it a few times already. You should be paying attention. :p

Edited by Drake

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Tsl

I can't believe so few people are playing! It's probably just because I suggested it :p

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Drake

From Boondock Saints...one of the all time best movies...EVER. All you need to know is that it's about two Irish brothers who kill off all the lowlifes of Boston in the name of God. :D

Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.

Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?

Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.

Murphy: What?

Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.

Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?

Connor: No, I'm serious.

Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.

Connor: You don't ewoking know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.

Murphy: What's this 'they' sith? This isn't a movie.

Connor: Oh, right.

[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]

Connor: Is that right, Rambo?

Murphy: All right. Get your stupid ewoking rope.

Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there.

[the two brothers are in an airshaft and getting a bit uncomfortable]

Murphy: Where the ewok are you going?

Connor: Shhh. I ewoking hear some sith out here.

Murphy: Ahh, ewok you! I'm sweatin' my ass off carrying your ewoking rope around. Must weigh thirty pounds...

Connor: Shhh. We are doing some serious sith here, now get a ewoking hold of yourself!

Murphy: Oh, *ewok you*! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us ewoking lost!

Connor: Would you ewoking shut it?

[taps him on the head with his flash light, and both brothers start fighting in the air vent until it starts to give way]

Connor: Jesus ewoking Christ!

Murphy: Oh, sith!

[the vent gives way and the two brothers fall upon the Russians, held up by the rope - they kill everyone then cut themselves free]

Connor: Well, "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid ewoking rope for."

Murphy: That was way easier than I thought it would be.

Connor: Aye.

Murphy: On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa...

Connor: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten ewoking minutes.

Murphy: We're good.

Connor: Yes, we are!

Paul Smecker: Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond sith never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!

Donna: Rocco! Where's my cat?

Rocco: Where's your cat? I killed your cat, you druggie bith.

Donna: What? Why?

Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!

Connor: We haven't really got a system of deciding who, Roc. It's just...

Rocco: Me! ME! I'm the guy! I know everyone! Their habits, who they hang out with, who they talk to! I've got phone numbers, addresses! I know who they're ewoking! I know where they live! We could kill EVERYONE!

Murphy: So what do you think?

Connor: I'm strangely comfortable with it.

Connor & Murphy: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et filii et spiritus sancti.

Il Duce: When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints.

Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.

Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.

Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.

Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.

Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.

Connor: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.

Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.

Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.

Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.

Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.

Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Ender

That's such a fantastic movie...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Princess

*jaw drops* Ender and Drake agreed on something

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

×

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.