Tsl 7 Posted June 13, 2005 Mike Tyson on leaving boxing: "I will not embarass the sport." A little late, bud! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted June 13, 2005 "I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace. Two useless men become a law firm, and three or more become a congress!" ~John Adams, when ranting at the Second Continental Congress. ^^Greatest quote ever. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted June 19, 2005 I am the salad dressing on David?s salad and a very tasty one at that. -Paul McGillion, on working with David Hewlett on Stargate Atlantis I love it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted June 19, 2005 Those guys always say something funny. :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted June 21, 2005 Random Moment of Patrioticness: The ever to be lamented death of Vice Admiral Lord Viscount Nelson, Duke of Bronte, the Commander in Chief, who fell in the action of the 21st, in the arms of Victory, covered with glory, whose memory will be ever dear to the British Navy and the British Nation; whose zeal for the honour of his King, and for the interests of his Country, will ever be held up as a shining example for a British seaman. Admiral Collingwood, the day after the Battle of Trafalgar, October 1805. I just read that... almost brought a tear to my eye... For thosenot in the know, the Battle of Trafalgar pitted an outnumbered British fleet under command of Lord Nelson (who is probably the Real World equivalent of Thrawn) against the French/Spanish fleet of Napolean. Despite the odds the British won, securing a century of supremacy for the Royal Navy. *raises Union Flag and salutes* *tear* :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted June 21, 2005 The real world version of thrawn was patton. Not only did he kick ass, but he was all...artsy too...beat that... :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted June 22, 2005 ^^ Took the words right out of my mouth... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted June 22, 2005 (edited) Pssh, Nelson would have pwned him (if they weren't from completely different parts of the military). Even Nelson's enemies knew he was the best. Napolean had a bust of Lord Nelson in his private quarters. He prolly threw darts at it, but that's not the point lol, i just had to look Patton up on teh Google. I knew he was a General, but didn't know from when. Shows how much attention I pay to American history. I remember battles and that, but the peoples names aren't that important to me. unless they are famous Brits... ;) Edited June 22, 2005 by beeurd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted June 22, 2005 OMG, changing the subject ever-so-slightly, I just saw the best Error 404 (Page Not Found) ever! "Once upon a midnight dreary, while pr0n I surfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious pr0nsite of 'hot XXX galore'. While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour. "'tis not possible!", I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!" Quoth the server, 4 0 4. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted June 22, 2005 and no, it wasn't a pr0n site. twas a SW site which I have cleverly lost the link to now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted June 22, 2005 haha my friend had that in his profile. Best poem ever! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted June 22, 2005 "I was just walking along, when a chair flew past me, then another, then another. And I thought, damn, this is gonna be a really good night." ~Liam Gallagher "I wasn't trying to impress anyone with my lyrical prowess. It was all about shagging, drinking, and taking drugs." ~Noel Gallagher Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted June 22, 2005 Well here it is everyone. The list is out. Did your favourite quote make it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted June 22, 2005 "Server is too busy" What movie was that out of? ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted June 22, 2005 everyone wanted to look at the list jsut refresh a bunch of times if it isn't working. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted June 22, 2005 From the Smashing Pumpkins song "Hummer": "Happiness will make you wonder, Will I feel okay, It scares the disenchanted, Far away." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted June 30, 2005 From my medical bloopers calendar A paramedic was driving home after a long night shift when he noticed a police cruiser following him. Continuing home, the mediic eventually pulled into his driveway. Puzzled, he got out og his car and walked towards the police officer, who started laughing as soon as he saw the medic's uniform. "Busy night?" asked the officer. "Actually, yeah...really busy. What's up?" "You pulled up to six red lights on the way home, stopped, looked both ways and drove right through," the cop responded. They both shared a laugh and the officer wished the paramedic a good night's sleep as he got into his squad car. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted June 30, 2005 i guess that's a doctor joke. i've been around them enough, but i'll never understand their humour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted June 30, 2005 I was gonna say, is that supposed to be funny? :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted July 1, 2005 i guess that's a doctor joke. i've been around them enough, but i'll never understand their humour. ← Umm....try paramedic joke. Not everyone in the medical profession is a doctor, people! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted July 1, 2005 whoa geez...well either way...it's a joke for someone in the medical profession... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted July 1, 2005 I was gonna say, is that supposed to be funny? ← You mean you've never seen how ambulances pull up to a red light, stop, look both ways and roll through? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
