Things you'd like to say at work but can't

[Princess 35]

Heh, my mom is having surgery next week plus I've got all sorts of stuff for my shoulder

[Pandora 77]

Good luck to her. Tell her not to waste the good stuff, it's fun to keep around, lol.

[Princess 35]

She's looking forward to a few weeks of painkillers

[Pandora 77]

Who doesn't?

[Princess 35]

I don't always like that drugged and woozy feeling. Try taking a muscle relaxant and two tylenol 3 with codeine at the same time. I was laying in bed and was all "Whoa! I'm stoned!"

[Pandora 77]

*makes a mental note to try it*

[Princess 35]

I wasn't trying to get you to try it

[Pandora 77]

But it sounds like fun, and we have each of those ingredients to your sick cocktail, lol

[Princess 35]

Actually, I laid there thinking "Oh my god, what have I done to myself?"

[Pandora 77]

YOu didn't have to have your stomach pumped, it's no big deal.

[Princess 35]

Good point

[Pandora 77]

Back on topic:

Honey, no matter how much you want to be a darker shade, you're still going to look like and Oompa Loompa.

[Darth Marius 0]

i do not

[Princess 35]

I don't think that she means you :p

[Pandora 77]

I don't. My customers that come in thinking they're a high intensity shade when they're really as pale as I am.

[Darth Marius 0]

haha silly loompas blue hairs right?

[Pandora 77]

Green, actually, but I was referring to the orange faces.

[Darth Marius 0]

yeah they do don't they

[Jake Durron 23]

IT'S ewokING TENNESSEE YOU IGNORANT REDNECK t***S YOU HAVE TO ewokING PREPAY FOR YOUR GOD DAMNED OVERLY PRICED GAS!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited March 17, 2008 by Makia Durron

[Pandora 77]

I love how the filter ignores your capslock, lol.

[Jake Durron 23]

I hate my job so much sometimes, like when people ignore the hand you've outstretched for the money and they throw it on the counter... MURDERS CUSTOMERS

[Pandora 77]

Oh I hate that too. I hand them their change and bag in the same hand so they have to fumble with it before they can go anywhere. I love sneaking in extra pennies instead of a nickel so coins go everywhere.

[Jake Durron 23]

hahahahahahaha, or when you get to gleefully deny sales to people... nope you can't have the beer until you're LEGAL and can show me a LEGAL id!

[Pandora 77]

WEll I can't really deny sales to people. I'd like to deny their returns though, especially from other stores.

"So, where do you return the crap you buy here?"

[Jake Durron 23]

xDDDD

I love my bosses... This woman came in gave me 55 bucks wanted fifty in gas and a bag of gummy worms so she goes out and pumps about 20 dollars worth, spills another 5 dollars worth on the ground and then comes in and when I have a line about 6 people long begins to demand her change in front of all of them and tells me I'm the incompetent bith who can't do my job... so I just cut them gave her her change so she'd stop screaming and with all the sunshine and kittens I could muster in my voice wished her a good day. both my bosses said they would have told her to go back to her own damn country and get out of their store if it had been them. XDDD