Things you'd like to say at work but can't

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

i'd like to tell a few people to go jump off a cliff while i'm at work. ah, the joys of customer service. where you're lucky if you make it out without being arrested for murder. ;)

[Bad furday 57]

Lay down that citizen's arrest, Jm! ;)

[Mara 29]

Fortunately, most of the people I have to deal with are in 2-D.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

yeah, yeah. rub it in. :p

[Winters 0]

"NO! We do not sell replacement batteries for the camera that you have lost... try somewhere else... THIS IS WAL*MART!"

[Ana 15]

"Look, I get that you're a big important very busy Emergency Medicine resident, but I'm five-two, and thus am not physically capable of reaching the clock to set it forward. What you're asking of me is physically impossible. You're six-three, change the clock yourself. Or if that's too complicated for your brain, just bring the clock down and I'll set it and then you can put it back up."

[Pandora 77]

*cracks up* No levitation on the job, huh Ana?

[Ana 15]

I gotta keep my Force abilities on the dl. If they knew, soon it would be all "Help us make the parking division stop ticketing the doctors," "Help us persuade the Funding Committee to give us more money," "Use your lightsaber to suture this wound," "Fix the copier without opening it, would you?". I'd never get a break. :p

[Pandora 77]

:lol:

[Winters 0]

I only use my Force abilities to conduct music and open doors...

[Ana 15]

"I work in THIS building. I wouldn't know whether someone in the next building is in her office or not, because I'm here. Don't get pissy with me for not knowing."

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

--this is the Computer Learning Center. yes, we have classes in here almost every day, and most times more than one a day. the schedule is posted frikking EVERYWHERE, so don't be suprised or irritated when you walk in the door and i tell you we're closing soon.

--when there is a class going on, trek your little bum DOWNSTAIRS to check your MySpace and play your little games. the computers outside the lab have pretty blue signs on them that say "WORD." that means they are for WORD PROCESSING. the computers you want have shiny yellow signs that say "INTERNET." go use those, because believe it or not, some people want to actually better their lives and are typing resumes or job applications and may need more than an hour to do so. that's why we have those WORD computers.

[Pandora 77]

-FIRE!!!!

[Princess 35]

"Look, I get that you're a big important very busy Emergency Medicine resident, but I'm five-two, and thus am not physically capable of reaching the clock to set it forward. What you're asking of me is physically impossible. You're six-three, change the clock yourself. Or if that's too complicated for your brain, just bring the clock down and I'll set it and then you can put it back up."

Residents are the stupidest people on the face of the earth.

"No, you can't have blood. I'm sick of answering the phone tonight and walking over to the fridge. Call back in the morning."

[Jake Durron 23]

WHAT PART OF EXPIRATION DATE DO YOU ewokING t***S NOT UNDERewokING STAND??????????? IF YOUR ewokING LICENCE IS ewokING EXPIRED GO RENEW IT!!!!!!!!!! ITS NOT THAT ewokING HARD PEOPLE AND UNTIL YOU DO I'M NOT ewokING SELLING YOU THE ewokING BEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*PANTS*

[Piercing 0]

If you want a vegetarian dish order a vegetarian dish, don't order a milk and meat infested dish then turn around and mutilate it to fit your needs!

[Andy 60]

both my bosses said they would have told her to go back to her own damn country

Really? Cos she sounds like a typical American to me... ;)

[Pandora 77]

Watch it, Crumpet.

Actually, she sounds French.

Edited March 21, 2008 by Pandora

[Bad furday 57]

She sounds like an American....

Was she driving a ridiculously large SUV?

[Drake 53]

Watch it, Crumpet.

Actually, she sounds French.

They're only that way to Americans.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

IT IS A GORGEOUS DAY OUTSIDE! THE SUN IS OUT AND FOR ONCE IT'S WARM! GO OUTSIDE!!!

[Pandora 77]

You moisturize your face with OLIVE OIL?!?!? YOu dumbass, you are not a mushroom in a sautee pan!

[Jake Durron 23]

No hispanic...

[Bad furday 57]

They thought you were hispanic? At Wal Mart ( No, I don't work there *points to thread title*) a lady thought I was an Apache!

[Princess 35]

Wow, careful there, don't strain yourself by doing any actual work tonight