Things you'd like to say at work but can't

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'M SO SICK OF DEALING WITH YOU LITTLE HOOLIGANS AND YOUR INCESSANT AND BLATANT DISREGARD FOR HUMAN DECENCY! I QUIT!!!!!!!!

ahhhhhhh.......i feel better now. too bad i can't actually say that, lol.

[Ana 15]

You moisturize your face with OLIVE OIL?!?!? YOu dumbass, you are not a mushroom in a sautee pan!

Perhaps she's going for this oil cleansing method. It sounds sort of weird, but I guess if it works...

[Ender 8]

That's how the Romans did it.

[Winters 0]

That's how the Romans did it.

Rome = Rules and conquors ALL!

[Andy 60]

That's how the Romans did it.

Rome = Rules and conquors ALL!

AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM! :p

[Ender 8]

Yeah, but that was after the conversion to Christianity. Coincidence? :p

[Winters 0]

Yeah, but that was after the conversion to Christianity. Coincidence?

I blame barbarians.... because they're dirty unwashed barbarians...

[Pandora 77]

Olive oil is still NOT for your face. Dear lord.

Okay, I needed to say this ne today but I couldn't....

-I'd LOVE to do a makeover for you.... if you knew how to brush your teeth... and if you weren't such a cheap retard.

Seriously, I couls smell her friggin halitosis from across the department.... and her elevator stopped at her ankles.

[Princess 35]

Are you ewoking stupid? What on Earth would possess you to send a unit of blood back to the bloodbank with a needle still attached to it?! I don't care that it's still sheathed, I don't want to have to go through a year of HIV testing because you're a moron!

[Andy 60]

And you can't say that? Tsk.

[Ayingel 24]

why the ewok would you carry a glass that way? do you like it when someone sticks a thumb in your water?

[Chickenman 9]

Things I'd like to say at work but can't:

I have one!

[Tsl 7]

I want the power to order psych consults on patients' families.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

here here! we should start a petition.

[TheUnknown 39]

No, this isn't [insert department here]. And while this is Kennesaw State University, this is NOT the directory or switchboard. De-lazify yourself and find the number to the department yourself.

Explanation: For some reason, we get a ton of calls meant for other departments. Many are business majors (the business school is located in the Burruss Building while we're the Burruss Institute) or for the Bursar's office. However, we also get a ton of calls for Financial Aid and the Registrar's Office.

One guy called asking about GED classes. I put him through to Continuing Education. He called back. I tried someone else. He called back. I suggested one more department that might know. I said that I should call and find out for him. Um, no.

(Actually, I do say smartass comments like that, but only when I've hung up.)

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

yes, because unfortunately telling people what you really think of them results in getting fired. Radiopharmacy's looking better every day. just me and the radiation.

[Chickenman 9]

Looking better for you.

Not so much the general public. :p

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

hey, if i'm at the pharmacy playing with the radiation, i'm not in a customer service job where i might kill people. besides, the hours are fantastic. come in (really) early in the morning (like 2 or 3am), work till about 8 am, go home, sleep, have the rest of the day free and make six figures. :D

[Bad furday 57]

I think I'd like that job better than my current job

And we're extremely lax on 3rd shift....so anything that we want to say we do. We're a vile lot :p

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

vile? you? surely not. :p

[Pandora 77]

Never.

Take your 32 cents an hour and shove it up your ass.

Edited June 21, 2008 by Pandora

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

i'm not your "sweetie." next time you call me that, i will castrate you.

[Ayingel 24]

no, it is not okay for you and your two firnds to bring all nine of your ewoking kids to lunch without calling first! it's summer, get a stupid baby sitter!

[Andy 60]

Surely they wouldn't want a stupid baby sitter... ;)

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

well, considering how stupid most teenagers are these days, and it would most likely be a teenager doing the babysitting, there's not much choice.

of course, a great deal of parents are stupid, so the kid probably won't notice much of a difference. :p