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[Ana 15]

Oh darn. No more eating live scorpions for you.

[Chickenman 9]

Lollipops ate my homework.

And then stole my sanity.

[Ayingel 24]

"why is there bacon in soap?"

"because i made it myself!!"

[Sticks 1]

You think that's super hilarious? Think of 007 in a pile of feathers being eaten alive by a cockroach.

[Ana 15]

Nice... chewable metallic alloy flowers.

[Ayingel 24]

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>.>

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<.<

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all your base are belong to us.

[Ana 15]

Stretchy.

[Sticks 1]

That's preposterous. I can't possibly fit in that box.

[Chris Loves You 0]

OH NO IT'S DUCKS

[Andy 60]

LIES! You people are all lies and no peanutbutter!

[Ayingel 24]

i am the SUSHI MONSTER!!!!!!!

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fear me....

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[Sticks 1]

Self destruct set to 5...4...3...1...aw, crap, hold on, I missed a number...

[Tsl 7]

Perhaps the blood clots will revolt and attack Glaxo-Smith-Kline!!

[Link 3]

moo moo chicken cluck... a duck gone wrong??

[Ana 15]

*Bumps this up to the first page with a very large cod*

Dingleberg!

[Chris Loves You 0]

The rock struck Piggy a glancing blow from chin to knee; the conch exploded into a thousand white fragments and ceased to exist. Piggy, saying nothing, with no time for even a grunt, traveled through the air sideways from the rock, turning over as he went. . . . Piggy fell forty feet and landed on his back across the square red rock in the sea. His head opened and stuff came out and turned red. Piggy?s arms and legs twitched a bit, like a pig?s after it has been killed. Then the sea breathed again in a long, slow sigh, the water boiled white and pink over the rock; and when it went, sucking back again, the body of Piggy was gone.

[Sticks 1]

Aww...the boor little bird. Or was it a fish? I can't remember...I've had to much good to do any booze...

[Ayingel 24]

So he said that she said that he said that she said that he said that she said that he said that she said that he said that she said that he said that she said that he said that she said that he said that she said that he said that she said that he said that she said that he said that she said that he said that she said that he said that she said that he said that she said that he said that she said that he said that she said that--damn...lost my train of thought...

[Ana 15]

I hate sauerkraut.

[Ayingel 24]

SOY UNA PIRATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ana 15]

Avec du fromage?

[Sticks 1]

Meow...meow...

Moo...

Oink!

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

some people just don't understand about bananas

[Mara 29]

jiggly jiggly jiggly

[Ana 15]

Some people just don't understand the difference between Matt and Maat.