The Pre-Randomized, Un-Randomizable Thread For Random Talk

[Ayingel 24]

ARR my hearties! Be ye savvy enough for Talk Like A Pirate Day?

[Ender 8]

Would you like a can of endorphan-infused monkey tails? Only $6.99 from your local K Mart!

[Ayingel 24]

the cheating bit got her chance...now here comes shorty with the left-right and BOOM she's out! the little bit is out!

[Tsl 7]

Omg...the pudding packs!

[Ayingel 24]

*whispered*

teddybears...

[Andy 60]

BOOM SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THE ROOM!

[Ayingel 24]

VIVE LE TREBUCHET

[Sticks 1]

Second page?!? Blasphemy!

Ouch. Just burned my tongue...damn beanies and weenies...

[Chickenman 9]

Squirrel nuggets.

[Tsl 7]

Turpentine tastes like butterflies!

[Sticks 1]

Kill 'em all...even the fat ones...

[Ana 15]

It's like someone hit your arm with a piece of iron celery....

[Andy 60]

is it a bird? is it a plane? No! It's a starving pigeon!

[Sticks 1]

The brown pompoms are so much better than the rainbow ones...really drys up any color...

Edited November 28, 2005 by Sticks

[Ana 15]

Don't you just hate it when someone hands you a philly cheesesteak, and you're kosher?

[Sticks 1]

Twenty days is all it takes to eat a pea.

[Ana 15]

Puh-leaze. Just because you haven't had stretchakitla before doesn't mean that it'll OD you on Febreze in retalition.

[Sticks 1]

Damn, you really don't know when to stop placing the electoral votes in the frige; the frozen ones keep breaking into popular votes.

[Sticks 1]

[*sighs* I guess GB is losing its randomness...such a shame...]

Guess I'll just have to talk to a potato, for the grease is not coming.

[Ana 15]

If only we had the same shoes. Then we could make the bed explode.

[Tsl 7]

There are only 25 of them, not nearly enough to reach the equator in time.

[Brumak 2]

*dances with waffles*

[Sticks 1]

*eats the waffles*

Mmm...fish oil.

[Ana 15]

I'm sorry, we're all out of hand lotion. But we have some lighter fluid if you want it.

[Sticks 1]

You think you're so smart, don't you? Well I got news for you! When you die, I'm taking your peanut butter and jelly chocolate bars!