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[Tsl 7]

I AM a pretty, pretty bird!

[Ana 15]

"Daddy, where do baby threads come from?"

"From the spork, of course."

[GI_Admiral 2]

sp0rkle

Edit:

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Edited April 11, 2005 by GI_Admiral

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

how many coconuts does it take to catch flying penguins?

[Ana 15]

Move the moko to the nightlight lite.

[Tsl 7]

YOU'RE FIRED!

YOU'RE HIRED!

YOU'RE FIRED!

I HATE YOU!

[Ayingel 24]

if only i had a large toe...

[Tsl 7]

I'm surrounded by napkins!!!

[Ayingel 24]

Pink...the festive colour for purple day...

[Sentrosi 1]

pink your favorite color

omg the spoons are loose

[Ayingel 24]

the monkeys don't like the coke machine

[Ana 15]

Well who cares that the perpetual motion machine stopped? Not us!

[Tsl 7]

But I thought cheeseburgers were vegan!!?

[Ana 15]

No, the Stargate is not large enough to send actual stars through.

[Drake 53]

Five plus five is schfifty five.

[Princess 35]

Pineapples!

[Ayingel 24]

*looks back and forth really fast*

spruce pine.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

whoa. who dug up the chickens?

[Ayingel 24]

*into an intercom*

This is the bridge...we need more power!

*turns off the lights*

*blows up a glove to resemble udders and pulls the fingers up and down*

MOO.

[Ayingel 24]

my pants have seemingly gotten too big.

[Andy 60]

Pineapples!

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Only I can do that...

But luckily, here comes a runnaway lightbulb factory owner to save the cabbages from the evil books of doooom!

[Ayingel 24]

mah spoon's too big.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

life is like a box of chocolates. there's lots of icky stuf and not a lot of good stuff.

[Ayingel 24]

"i'm a consumer whore!"

"and how!"

[GI_Admiral 2]

Thurston Hall is the US's most sexually active dorm.