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[Bad furday 57]

...And I guarntee you that they're going to find the biggest, dumbest idiot in the whole state and show him walking chest deep in water!

...And they did.....and it was my wife's cousin Dan...walking chest deep in water, holding an umbrella!

[Roethlisberger 0]

You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline

[CorSec 5]

....I swear. A commercial. I saw that. Or a movie.

[Ana 15]

A B-note! That totally happened to me today in Spanish!

[GI_Admiral 2]

Im sorry...Mr Kim cant come to the phone right now because he can't find his pants.

[Ana 15]

Don't care. Who stole the eggs?

[Tsl 7]

0820: Pt. dead. Please see trifold.

[chozen 1]

Trotsky

[Andy 60]

If a tree falls on your face, and nobody is there to see it, do you make a sound?

[Uncle Du 22]

Sometimes, but not always, ending in "y".

[Ana 15]

Like that damn nut pie... it kills. It does.

[CorSec 5]

Teh grass was greener

[Ana 15]

Then the squirrel of jello bought a book-publishing company and put stuff in the bindings...

[Roethlisberger 0]

Blue

[Ana 15]

The late George Warner lived on High Street.

[Roethlisberger 0]

Help, I'm a rock!

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

sometimes i wonder, why is the sky purple?

[Ana 15]

Because the blue all made like a leaf and stuck to my shoe.

[Ender 8]

The cheezecake is in bloom!

[Roethlisberger 0]

Al Roker

[Andy 60]

? Rest In Peace ?

[Roethlisberger 0]

Mmm... tires.... *gargles*

[Tsl 7]

Swing, pitcher, pitcher, pitcher! BAT!

[Ana 15]

Barfs up ground beef

[Roethlisberger 0]

Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo.