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[Stephen 0]

Gyros is frickin' awesome, Mini-Me!

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

spazzadelic!

[Bad furday 57]

"One million is big, one billion is big-ger

One THOUSAND time one million-that's one billion!

One THOUSAND time one million-that's one billion!"

[Ana 15]

Doin' fine, Bill.

[Bad furday 57]

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[Mara 29]

Bowling tournaments from '99 are BORING.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

i can haz sleepz teim nao?

[Ender 8]

I'm wearing a $3600 suit MI-CHAEL!

[Darth Marius 0]

MY kitty needs to be shaved

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

i am not an EKG tech. how am i supposed to know what a Mobitz looks like?

[Bad furday 57]

...With his tall socks and short shorts, is he trying to make a fashion statement?

[Mara 29]

Some people shouldn't have kids.

[Ana 15]

In order to approach Shuusuke without provoking, it is best to make sounds like a happy Yuuta.

[Andy 60]

Lala how the life goes on

[Winters 0]

*sniffs air* What smells like blue?

[Andy 60]

onions.

[Ender 8]

Saladin was a cross dressing baboon.

[Winters 0]

I taste purple. *smacking lips*

[Tsl 7]

If ever there was a time for revolving kittens....it's now.

[Winters 0]

It's a widely known fact that Communists eat kittens, support Communism, and drink only Vodka...

[Darth Marius 0]

Kick a kitten and punt a puppy.

[Winters 0]

Chicken Nuggets are actually old gold nuggets from the 1849 gold rush.

[Darth Marius 0]

Chicken paste. Is that why kids like to eat glue?

[Winters 0]

Glue is a invention of the free market to combat communism... so BUY GLUE!

[Darth Marius 0]

and eat it.