Psychopathic Jedi Apartments: Top Floor of Psychopathic HQ

[Jake Durron 23]

*sighs* ok... GO!

[Princess 35]

*sets her detonators and dives behind the couch*

[Jake Durron 23]

peeks head out to watch the explosion, giggles and ducks back in as debris goes flying.

[Pandora 77]

*scrambles under the "fort" and grins, waiting for the booms to stop. Listens to the rubble settle. Then sirens start wailing and water starts falling from the ceiling.* Uh oh. *peeks over the couch to see fire roiling up the walls* OOPS!

*runs to the kitchen to get the fire extinguisher, which isn't there. Yells at Prin and Kia* Do y'all want the bad news or the worse news?

[Jake Durron 23]

worse! I'm on erevclear nothin bad right now!

[Pandora 77]

The worse news is that we're going to get blamed for this-- I can't imagine WHY.

The bad news is there's no fire extinguisher. Just like when I set water on fire in my last apartment!

[Princess 35]

I"m sure that we can blame it on Furday somehow!

[Pandora 77]

Great idea! You start throwing more water on the fire, I'll go frame Furday!

*runs off*

[Drake 53]

*wanders by, unfazed by the burning apartment*

You do know that thermal detonators explode using a baradium fusion-reaction that destroys everything within a fixed sphere and leaves everything outside the radius untouched, right? Furday probably mixed up the bags with the plasma grenades after he stole them from the Armory.

[Princess 35]

*fills a bucket with water and throws it at the fire*

*flames woosh out further*

*sniffs the bucket*

Who switched the taps over to alcohol?!

[Drake 53]

Somebody get a dog to drink from the toilet. This could be hilarious.

[Princess 35]

A dog big enough to ride?

[Drake 53]

I wouldn't have it any other way!

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

*brings out marshmallows*

S'mores, anyone?

[Pandora 77]

*runs back =, out of breath* Okay, everyone. Act surprised when the flamethrower is found in Furday's apartment.

*looks at the new flames* OH NO! Only the guest bathroom toilet has actual water in it. All the taps are vodka.

It's okay, I hooked up a hose to it. *Drags a small firehose from the guest bathroom and aims for the base of the fire*

[Jake Durron 23]

VOSKA!!!! *drinks out of dish sprayer*

[Pandora 77]

Careful! That's the good stuff and really flammable! *sprays the fire with the toilet-hose*

[Jake Durron 23]

*sways* I like it... it's got a nice brun!

[Pandora 77]

Don't set any more of my Tito's on fire!!!

[Jake Durron 23]

... I'll try?

[Pandora 77]

Thank you

*finally gets the fire out* OKay. Now how do we turn off the sprinklers?

[Princess 35]

Uhhhh.... *runs downstairs to the control center*

IS IT THE RED BUTTON OR THE BLUE BUTTON?

[Drake 53]

One of them sends you out of the Matrix. Choose wisely.

[Pandora 77]

umm..... PURPLE??

[Jake Durron 23]

*holds brain still* owwww