Psychopathic Jedi Apartments: Top Floor of Psychopathic HQ

[Jake Durron 23]

It wasn't, the one with the big dent in it from the fat ass cats we own is the load bearing one! *points*

[Pandora 77]

Load-bearing? Um... no?

*Stands in front of her broom closet, deciding. Chooses a leaf blower over the broom, opens all the windows, and has at it*

[Jake Durron 23]

oooh that works...

So how are we decorating again?

[Pandora 77]

*yells over the leaf blower* WHAT?!?

[Jake Durron 23]

mouths words while gesturing.

[Pandora 77]

HOLD ON! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! *turns off the leaf blower* Now. What?

[Jake Durron 23]

How is we decorating? I insist on several weapons safes... or just easy access hooks on one of the walls.

[Pandora 77]

*grabs paper and a pencil and sketches out an idea* What do you think if we rebuild half of this wall that I knocked out as a weapons locker. We'll make it lead-lined and install handprint locks on either side, this side configured to me, that side configured to you. Fast access but secure. Whatcha think?

[Jake Durron 23]

I like it!

and we need lots of speakers for disturbededness.

[Pandora 77]

*sketches in several large speakers and subwoofers around the apartment* Like that?

[Princess 35]

Duuuude, I want in on this!

[Jake Durron 23]

oh yeah!

can we have strobe lights?

Prin... it might mean we have to blow out another wall.

[Princess 35]

I think that Pod's got another backpack of thermal detonators

[Jake Durron 23]

yay!

*runs up to Pod with grabby hands*

gimme gimme gimme!!!

[Pandora 77]

I do not!

I have a duffel bag of thermal detonators.

*disappears and comes back dragging a five-foot-long duffel bag that is obviously filled to capacity* This should be enough, right?

[Princess 35]

Yay!!

[Jake Durron 23]

*grabby hands*

[Pandora 77]

Wait wait, hold yer horses! Everyone gets three. *passes three out to each of them* Let's do this intelligently here. Who am I talking to?

[Princess 35]

30 second timer should be long enough for us to get under cover...

[Pandora 77]

Yeah, which reminds me... *flips her Kevlar couch over and stacks the cushions around it to make a shelter* Okay, so we stick 'em to the wall, one near the floor, one halfway up, and one near the ceiling, kinda evenly spaced, right? Then we set the timers to 30 seconds and run like hell and dive under the pillow fort until the boom stops.

[Princess 35]

Sounds good to me

*sets off general quarters alarm to indicate that everyone else in the building should take cover*

[Pandora 77]

Shouldn't that be a standing advisory?

[Princess 35]

Don't want to hurt any innocent bystanders

[Pandora 77]

:lol: None of these bystanders are innocent!!!

[Princess 35]

Semi innocent then?