Ana 15 Posted July 16, 2002 I can bandage pretty well... I'm the unofficial nurse at JPL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 16, 2002 go for it Ana. Bye Beeurd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 16, 2002 Bye beeurd. *Grabs a bandage and starts fixing Palpy47 up* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 16, 2002 *Grabs another bandage and moves to the other side so Link can mop up blood where she had been standing* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 16, 2002 how odd is that? i think i'm getting a stomach. lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 16, 2002 You're getting a stomach? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 16, 2002 ok in simple people terms i'm not as squesmish of blood anymore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 16, 2002 thanks! i think its the joy of seeing palpy being mutilated and tortured Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted July 16, 2002 Wow Link..... Okay, you have you're nurse on standby back.... *feeds Fluffy the dewback, and scratches his head* Good boy...Pod, it's no problem...I guess It's becase I'm an animal nut...the more ferocious the better...lol. My favorite animal at home was a lovebird I named Bonkers...she was great...sweetest thing to me, but to anyone else she was vicious. Gave my cousin a bloodly lip...good ol' Bonkers...i miss her... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Ani Jade 1 Posted July 16, 2002 Lole... *brings out jar with european hornets in it* These things ae incredibly painful...just right for the job! *sets tehm loose on palpy's back* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted July 16, 2002 *They crawl inside the wound and sting him internally* That's gotta hurt! Which is the point... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Ani Jade 1 Posted July 16, 2002 Ooh...that's cruel, Furday. Very cruel... *brings out ceremonail empero scorpion and puts inside palpys mouth* These things cause comas...and they have them at my workplace... :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 16, 2002 *watches the hornets* Oooo, nice touch. Okay, this wimp is making a mess all over my shiny floor! ...so... *pulls a piece of metal out of the fire* I'm going to cauterize everything. And leave our friend Palpy with some fresh third degree burns to go with the gash in he back. *holds the hot metal over all of Palpy's cuts and wounds, thrusting it back in the fire to get hotter* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Ani Jade 1 Posted July 16, 2002 Ya know, fourth degree burns exist too... *pulls out blowtorch* Oh, I'm sure he doesn't need two arms... :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 16, 2002 *stops Ani* No, wait until he's awake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Ani Jade 1 Posted July 16, 2002 Oh. Time for verbal torture...hehe... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 16, 2002 Verbal torture??? Never heard of that. Teach me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Ani Jade 1 Posted July 16, 2002 *evil smile* It's pretty complex...first we learn about him... *kicks moaning palpy* hey, idiot, wake up! time for interrogation... *to Pod* oh, we should get a lie detector...one of those ones that shocks you painfully when you lie... :wink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted July 16, 2002 but rig it so it shocks him when he tells the truth, as well as lying :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Ani Jade 1 Posted July 16, 2002 Oh yeah, good idea... So, palpy, here's a glass of water, I thought you mind me thirsty. *innocent smile* See, I'll drink some myself...*pulls trick so doesn't really drink any* it's harmless...Oh, just full of parasites, and drugs... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 16, 2002 I have a rigged lie detector. It's in the back, I'll go get it! *Runs to the back and returns pushing a cart with a lie detector on it* Okay, let me just plug it in... *Plugs in the detector, and the lights go out* Those will come back on in a minute. 300,000 volts is a lot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Ani Jade 1 Posted July 16, 2002 Oh yeah...ok another idea. We trhow knives right aroun his head to scare him...and of course hit him somewhere to gice hima reason to be scared... :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 16, 2002 When he's awake! (in other words: online) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
