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Pod's House of Pain

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POD'S HOUSE OF PAIN

-The place where traitors and agitators receive due punishment

A TRAITOR IS:

*A vet gb.net patron or Psycho that purposefully and malisciously hurts any other member without just cuase, either physically or emotionally.

*Any member, new or not, that hacks gb.net.

*Any member of either two major organizations (The Psychos or the gb.net community) that hacks another member's personal files, compromising their privacy/physical safety.

AN AGITATOR IS:

*A newbie that comes to gb.net and immediately starts harrassing/flaming it's patrons.

*Either a newbie OR a vet member that deceives the other members to the point that they feel endangered (such as the Dash incident, summer 2002).

*Anyone in the RW that we feel needs a good run through the HoP.

TORTURE POLICIES:

*[NEW POLICY] NO ONE will be tortured for only being a TREKKIE. An accused Trekkie must also meet the criteria of an AGITATOR or TRAITOR (see above, and please note that the criteria addressing CONVICTED TREKKIE SPIES has been REMOVED.)

*I will NOT torture a newbie for simply being a newbie.

*I WILL torture a newbie that commits an act of treason OR agitation (see above)

*If a newbie does NOT commit an act of treason OR agitation, but DOES refuse to respect those above him/her on our set hierarchy, that newbie WILL face my wrath until proper, formal, and public apologies are given. (half-hearted attempts do not count. All members offended must be willing to forgive and do so publically before charge is released)

*I DO allow gb.net vets to use my equiptment, but I DO reserve the right to revoke such privliges on a case-to-case basis

*I will NOT harm any vet gb.net member or Psycho close to me on request. Said member WILL have to meet criteria of a TRAITOR. Agitation charges will be dealt with on a CASE-BY-CASE basis.

*The House of Pain torture equpitment is NOT for sale, RENT ONLY, and my facilities must be used, for security reasons.

*The HoP IS a haven for animals. NO creature shall be A)harmed or B)used for the testing of either torture equiptment OR shampoo.

HOUSE OF PAIN STAFF:

*Pod-- Torture Mistress

*Princess-- First Torture Assistant

*JediMaster91--Junior Torture Assistant

*Makia-- Special Assignment Executor (Welcome back to the boards, and welcome to the HoP staff!)

*Rogue-- key holder

****NOTE: This is the approximate color of blood. hee hee!

DISCLAIMER:

This document complies with GBnet regulations.

The HoP's view on Trekkies and Newbies is not neccesarily representative of the whole of GBnet or it's members.

-- Emperor Beeurd, 01 April, 2003

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Bad furday

Awww... :love:

Nice place you've got here.

*Kisses Pod*

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Pandora

*kisses him back* Thanks.

Oh, I give lessons, E-wing, just in case....

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Rogue

By the force, I truly hope this is only a joke.... :nerves:

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Rogue

Leave him outta this!!!!

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Bad furday

:drinking: :lol:

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Pandora

*looks at terrorfied Rogue* Sorta. See, if anyone wants to use it, fine, if a newbie comes in, they must be broken in, if no one likes it, okay.

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Rogue

Fine, but leave Ewing out of this....

I like him the way he is....I don't want him becoming all sith on me....Actually, that is impossible, seeing that he is Aing Ti....oh well, they know what I meant...

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Pandora

Don't worry, Rogue, E-wing will be fine.

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Rogue

You're not going to teach him anything about torture...cause he's never going to have to use it...isn't that right pod? *places hands on Hips, and glares at Pod menacingly*

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Pandora

*rests hand on lightsaber hilt* Of course not, Rogue.

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Pandora

:( You don't like my house of pain???

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Rogue

I think you're just getting a little too carried away with the Newbie torture. I was like that when I turned to the darkside. I don't want the same to happen to you.

And, I don't want you turning my boyfriend into a monster.

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Bad furday

Yes, please don't go Sith on me Pod. I can only do so much to cure it...

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Pandora

Ugh. Rogue, go back up and re-read the very first post I made. Read EVERYTHING, even the fine print.

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Rogue

I know this is a joke. But isn't newbie Torture also, supposed to be a joke?

Look what you were doing to SLY the other day....can you honestly tell me that you are absolutely sure that torturing him was of the lightside?

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Bad furday

If it feels good, do it, so.....

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Pandora

I was breaking him in. If I hadn't, chances are, he'd have been unprepared. :lol:

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Bad furday

Yes, and Link (was it Link who said this) said that at first, Newbies have no rights. So Pod was right to break him in.

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Pandora

*kisses Furday* I love your logic.

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Bad furday

*Kisses her in return* And I love you... :love:

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Pandora

:love:

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Rogue

Okay, but dismemberment? Should you have gone that far?

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Link

and don't drag me into this!!!

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