Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 When in doubt, duck. When certain, don't bother 'cause you're already screwed.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 19, 2002 Don't ask your teacher if you can check your cellphone messages in class. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 19, 2002 If a guard says show your ID by all means SHOW IT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Master MJade 0 Posted July 19, 2002 don't hold kittens high up in the air they really don't like it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 19, 2002 Don't wear a shirt with a marijuana leaf on it when you are flying to Japan. You will get checked everywhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 Don't juggle knives unless you're really, really good at it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 19, 2002 Don't mess with Texas spiders! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 19, 2002 Don't let your friends skinny dip in your pool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Master MJade 0 Posted July 19, 2002 don't jump on trampolines with fat people Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 If the weirdo with the bad reputation sitting behind you on the bus has a plastic bag of something that looks like weed, chances are, you're right.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 19, 2002 Speaking from experience, if your parents freak about the blue haired guy you're going with, chances are there's a reason. And there was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 Your parents will notice if you dye your hair purple.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 No, but I tried to dye it red. I can't do it by myself, there's so much of it. I have to use at least four boxes, and that barely works... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 19, 2002 oh, don't try to scare cows. they stare back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 You can't shoot fireworks in the basement and not get caught... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 19, 2002 never give a lighteer to your pyro friends... i goofed and did that... almost burned the house down... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 :rofl: Pyros are fun around the Fourth of July... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Master MJade 0 Posted July 19, 2002 i did not *eyes gleam* when trying to burn paper throw it a way IN a trash can Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 i did not *eyes gleam* when trying to burn paper throw it a way IN a trash can When throwing away said paper, put the flames out first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 19, 2002 I wasn't talking about you. I meant Meghan and Bryan. Believe it or not I do have a life other than you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 Ouch. If you hear the tornado sirens and see a tornado out the window, don't stand there gawking, get your butt in a closet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 19, 2002 That's like me freaking the other day lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 *cracks up* Yeah, that was funny. Scary, but funny. Dad's philosphy: We live in a brick house-- if it's strong enough to tear a hole through the brick, that closet under the stairs won't save us anyway, so why bother? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Master MJade 0 Posted July 19, 2002 when seeing lightpoles swinging and turning i circle don't attempt to drive in it. and don't drive with my mother when it is tornado season there is a good chance that you will wind up in or near a tornado. 6 and counting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
