Ana 15 Posted July 19, 2002 Ouch! Don't get choked the period before you have an audition for the lead in the school musical. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 Don't lick that steak knife... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 19, 2002 Don't piss your friends off to the point that they choke you. It's not fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 Don't choke your friends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 19, 2002 Kool-aid burns when it goes up your nose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 If someone tells you a joke while you're drinking soda, it will fizz when it comes out your nose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 19, 2002 If you shove a cupcake up your nose, you can taste it! (Not that I would know... ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 (while we're on the topic of things going in and out your nose...) Never bet anyone you can actually get that marble up your nose... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 19, 2002 Or that brussels sprout! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 (okay, getting off noses here...) Your dad will look at you weird for several minutes if you put fake grapes in your ears. (no, not me, my brother.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 19, 2002 Don't leave SW books lying around the house unless you never want to see them again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 If your boss hires your ex-boyfriend, always work more hours than him. It will make you look more credible. (yes, experience) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 19, 2002 Don't fall in love with the same guy who your two best friends are in love with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 GB is pointless without at least three people on at once... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 Do not try to solve the problem of boredom with caffiene: it only makes it worse for you, and you unbearble for those around you. (yes, i'm experiencing this now...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 19, 2002 Don't let a bearded dragon crawl into your shoe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 If you have a canker soar, do not, I reapeat, do NOT eat anything smothered in salsa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Ani Jade 1 Posted July 19, 2002 If you're stung by a jellyfish, don't attack it violently. (the voice of someone else's experience... :wink: ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 That alligator on the golf course may be in the way, but don't approack it with anything less than an assult rifle... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Ani Jade 1 Posted July 19, 2002 Barracuda's travel in packs, even though one is enough to kill you... cell phones don't work well underwater... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 I don't care how cute it is, don't pet that pirhana! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 19, 2002 Man of Wars are pretty but don't touch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 Milk crates make boring pets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
