Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 Fine then. One useless thing... after another! (j/k!) Don't laugh while eating popcorn. Consequenses might be painful to your nasal passages.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 I will! She gives me too much credit... When trying to open a bottle that contains carbonated beverages: If at first you don't succeed, do NOT shake the bottle in frustration. You will be very wet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 19, 2002 man... Don't try and make my dog sit to give it a treat. You will lose a finger... or 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 Don't eat oranges when you have a cut in your mouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 19, 2002 or drink lemonade! *shudders* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 Have a sense of humor if you get hit with egg shells... (experience) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Link 3 Posted July 19, 2002 Have a sense of humor when... aw forget it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 When you get hit with eggshells, it will be the highlight of the day for everyone involved. Especially if it's a your eighth grade graduation celebratory lunch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 19, 2002 Lemme guess... experience? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 *nods* Yup. And don't be upset when said eggshell leaves egg goop on your dress. Invest in detergent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 19, 2002 And don't ever give friends sugar packets. They have a tendency to dump them on your head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 When suffering from strep throat, avoid eating at all costs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 19, 2002 Try to avoid getting kicked in the face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 Don't fake kicking your little brother in the face: he's garunteed to step into it. (yes, experience) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 Remember, ladies: Choclate is made from a veggitable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 19, 2002 Putting toothpaste on your food won't eliminate the need to brush your teeth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 (that was in the Dennis The Menace comic this morning!) The more you push a button, the faster the device breaks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 19, 2002 (Yep! I wondered if anyone would get it! Although I have done that before.) If one parent won't buy it for you, ask the other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 A young child will want the one game that isn't manufactured anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 19, 2002 Don't cut Barbie's hair to look like yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 Never bite off more than you can chew. Especially when you're eating a popcicle. A grown person looks pretty dumb with juice running down their chin and complaining of a headache. (No, I've never done this... you believe me right??? :grin: ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted July 19, 2002 (Right Pod. We believe ya.) Don't hook your phone up to the same line as the fax. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted July 19, 2002 An uncoordinated person should never attempt to sing and chew on a popcilce stick at the same time. And popcicle sticks hurt when you choke on them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
