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[Jake Durron 23]

ACK BLU LOMIN TONGUE!!!! I FEEL A REACTION

ON CHICKEN

[Chickenman 9]

*Knife*

*In Makia's head*

:p

[Jake Durron 23]

*ATTACKS WITH FLAMING HOT WING SAUCE AND A DEEP FRYER*

[Chickenman 9]

Clever.

:p

[Jake Durron 23]

:hit: STOP TONGUING ME

Edited July 31, 2008 by Makia Durron

[Chickenman 9]

Also clever.

:p

[Pandora 77]

*Giggles* How did I get out of this?

[Chickenman 9]

I don't know, but I think this thread would be significantly shorter if tonight didn't happen. :p

[Pandora 77]

... isn't that true about life in general?

[Pandora 77]

Hate to poost, but this just happened:

Pandora~ Coven Mistress says:

How does one become a born-again Catholic?

Pandora~ Coven Mistress says:

I can't figure that one out

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

Reincarnation

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

Dumbass

[Chickenman 9]

I thought this was hilarious, so I'm posting it.

And no Pod, I'm not saying it out of context.

Tsl says:

not that anyone is ever online when I am anymore. well, besides you, obviously

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

I'm not here

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

My computer is actually operating on a huuuuuuge lag

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

You're slowly getting messages from our last convo.

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

I'm just anticipating what you were going to say this convo.

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

Hopefully, I'm pretty accurate

Tsl says:

the Chicken is psycho! ...I mean psychic!!!!! zomg

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

No, no...just good at predicting things based on one's previous actions

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

It's quite simple really.

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

If you're a genius

Tsl says:

ooooh...you should take up chess. or maybe just gambling

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

You just said something about gambling, or maybe chess, right?

Tsl says:

he's done it again! amazing!

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

Or was it the other way around?

Tsl says:

maybe I'm anticipating your lagged messages and conforming my conversation to fit yours?

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

I knew you'd say that, and it's as stupid now as when I already knew it

Tsl says:

*gasp* well I never!

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

Maybe we're both speaking at the same time now, but receiving each other's messages at the same time in the future

Tsl says:

ooooh

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

aaaaaah

Tsl says:

...did I miss a firework?

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

No, you didn't miss a parade

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

It's not an exact science, on the off chance that I got that one wrong

Tsl says:

you fail!

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

I most certainly do not

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

Not that anyone cheers for parades anyway

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

I should have said circus

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

In the future, and by that I mean now, I'll say circus instead

Tsl says:

see to it

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

I most certainly might

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

Depending on if I rember for next time

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

Or this time

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

It depends, really

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

It's nearly 2:30 in the future

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

I should go to bed when you get this

Tsl says:

I'm getting shleepy. I think I shall call it a night as well

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

Wait, you mean you WILL be getting sleepy? Or you are now?

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

I mean then

Tsl says:

when I am then, then I will be now

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

Ah

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

This will be one of the best conversations ever.

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

Tsl says:

lol

Chickenman: PHD in Horribleness says:

Night

Tsl says:

g'night

Edited July 31, 2008 by Chickenman

[Pandora 77]

Kia on the phone during a lull in the conversation.

This is the song that doesn't--AHHH GODAMMIT!

Hee hee hee hee :D

[Ayingel 24]

while playing dnd sunday night:

robert: "i'm gonna sense motive against the door -- nat 20 so 39."

jay: "the door's pissed at you. the front door told it what you did and it's just livid."

robert: *smacks head to table*

jay: *rolls some dice* "it just rolled an intimidate check against you. it rolled a 3."

robert: *rolls* "yeah, i'm not scared of this thing one bit."

[Chickenman 9]

Haha, DnD. I might be playing the Star Wars roleplaying game soon.

Cause, you know, my chances of ever getting laid weren't low enough.

:p

[Bad furday 57]

At work...Rich admits to playing SW Galaxies all day. He also admits to having no life ;)

[Andy 60]

I mis SWG. :(

[Chickenman 9]

Me and Kirby on AIM. At 1:30 in the morning, which explains why I nearly fell out of my chair laughing

Kirbz1337 (1:24:48 AM): I should go to bed

Kirbz1337 (1:24:53 AM): lol

babyofdoom05 (1:25:04 AM): Yeah...I'm thinking about calling it a night too

babyofdoom05 (1:25:08 AM): Got a math test tomorrow

babyofdoom05 (1:25:12 AM): And the day after

Kirbz1337 (1:25:20 AM): I didn't say I was thinking about it

Kirbz1337 (1:25:26 AM): I said I should

babyofdoom05 (1:25:33 AM): Semantics

babyofdoom05 (1:25:36 AM):

Kirbz1337 (1:25:40 AM): ewok you

Kirbz1337 (1:25:45 AM): I like jewish people

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

and yet i see no post from you in the Revenants ;)

[CorSec 5]

I mis SWG.

Maybe we can play The Old Republic together in a few years :p

[Andy 60]

To be honest, I think TOR looks like it'll be pretty bad lol.

Besides... WARCRAFT!

Yeah. So much for the one-man boycott... :shifty:

[Chickenman 9]

I epect this to be freaking hilarious in hindsight.

Improviser says:

Hwey

Niolie Shisengumi says:

Hey

Improviser says:

Kweyoarsdisaxctigup

Niolie Shisengumi says:

...what?

Improviser says:

Spillwesdsosdasomykweyoarsd

Niolie Shisengumi says:

hahahaa

Improviser says:

Holdso

Niolie Shisengumi says:

XD

Improviser says:

That's better

Improviser says:

I'll translate, lol

Improviser says:

Keyboard is acting up

Improviser says:

Spilled soda on my keyboard

Improviser says:

Hold on

Niolie Shisengumi says:

Improviser says:

I didn't want to just say hwey and then leave it at that, so I figured I should try to eplain

Improviser says:

ewok! This one doesn't have a key.

Improviser says:

X key

Improviser says:

Niolie Shisengumi says:

awww

Improviser says:

I think the world hates me.

Niolie Shisengumi says:

It does

Niolie Shisengumi says:

>.>

Improviser says:

Aww

Improviser says:

I have to stab the x button with a pen now.

Niolie Shisengumi says:

lmao

Niolie Shisengumi says:

That amuses me greatly.

Improviser says:

How am I supposed to type "sex" into google image search now?

Improviser says:

Niolie Shisengumi says:

Improviser says:

It's not like there are other words for sex or anything

Improviser says:

Improviser says:

And also, this pen thing is working fine

Improviser says:

Niolie Shisengumi says:

Niolie Shisengumi says:

too lazy to type intercourse?

Improviser says:

Psh. I'll probably get something classy that way.

Niolie Shisengumi says:

Improviser says:

Improviser says:

So, what's up in Jenland?

Niolie Shisengumi says:

not much. Rping

Niolie Shisengumi says:

watching some HSPCA show.

Improviser says:

HSPCA?

Niolie Shisengumi says:

The animal rescuer people

Niolie Shisengumi says:

I might have the initials wrong

Improviser says:

So I'm trying to remove the x key from my old keyboard, so I grab a quarter and wedge it under the key. The key almost pops off, but instead my my quarter does, flying across the room and into a pile of papers, never to be seen again.

Niolie Shisengumi says:

Improviser says:

Then i grab two more quarters, wedge them both in on opposite sides, and the key pops out! And flies over my shoulder into a pile of clothes.

Improviser says:

After searching for a minute or so, I find the key, and try to place it into the right spot on the keyboard. And it doesn't fit.

Niolie Shisengumi says:

LOL

Improviser says:

So then I jam it in place, which traps the d button down, and I get a stream of Ds across the message box.

Improviser says:

I try to pry the button out again, but I can't get to it, so I press down the space button to get a better grab at it, and the new button pins the spacebar in place.

Niolie Shisengumi says:

LOL

Improviser says:

Finally I pop the thing out, try it again, and it sorta fits enough that I think I've solved the problem, but the net time I press the button, it jams down and I get a stream of the letters, then gets stuck. And I can't pry it out again

Niolie Shisengumi says:

Oh man

At this point, I'm trying to wedge the key out again. I accidentally press a series of keys while doing so, resulting in the following message. To record a Voice Clip, hold down the button or press F2 while speaking. Release the button to send your message.

Improviser says:

I popped it out again, which fired the key into my forehead, before gently settling into my lap, laughing at me.

Improviser says:

You know what? I give up. Technology ewoking wins

Improviser says:

I'm going to grab another soda

Edited January 4, 2009 by Chickenman

[TheUnknown 39]

"Having a puppy is like having a stupid kid."

One of my co-workers. The puppy in question is a golden retriever. His wife brings him in occaisionally.

[Chickenman 9]

I've always thought the reverse. :p

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

i dunno. my dog is smarter than a lot of people/kids i know. why must you insult the doggie, Unknown? :p

[Drake 53]

Unknown didn't insult the dog. :p