important life lessons learnt from sheer stupidity of others

[CorSec 5]

If the kid beside you doesn't know what they're doing, cover your test. ;)

[Princess 35]

Be VERY careful while driving over flooded roads

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

If the kid beside you doesn't know what they're doing, cover your test.

silly CorSec. that's why you sit next to the smart kids :p

[Ender 8]

DONT try to play an Xbox with a PS2 controller... my friend tried that yesterday. Dumbass. ;)

[Chickenman 9]

You know those cylninder package things made out of the same material as the roll in a roll of toilet paper? Yeah, they're folded into a cylinder and then glued. DO NOT, repeat NOT stick said package in a fire, so that the noxious smoke of burning glue funnels out of the opening. It's not all that bright.

[Andy 60]

It's actually a joke, but meh

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

:rofl:

[Roethlisberger 0]

Do not light a cigarette after a gasoline fight.

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

you can't set off fireworks in the basement

[CorSec 5]

:lol: gunshot...

[Chickenman 9]

Never pull a chair out from under a kid twenty times bigger than you. It's common sense. (Which I was lacking that day.)

[Ender 8]

I do that all the time. I'm still living. :p

[CorSec 5]

Unfortunetly

*motions to sniper in building* :D

[Ender 8]

*The sniper's bullet flys past harmlessly*

Amateur...

*Gets his own sniper rifle out, finds the sniper in his horrible spot, and snipes his ass down. He falls out of the building and lands with a sickening crack on the ground below*

THAT is how you snipe.

[Roethlisberger 0]

:p Don't mess with Ender's ego.

*meanwhile, shoots a toxic dart in Ender's neck, so he dies*

[CorSec 5]

Good job. Ender, as you should have known, the sniper was a decoy ;)

[Chickenman 9]

:rofl:

[Roethlisberger 0]

*takes Ender's lifeless corpse to the Woodchipper*

Edited March 19, 2004 by Fett the Escapist

[Chickenman 9]

Won't work, he always finds an unfair way to survive. Me, by contrast, die by the smallest attempt...shouldn't have said that...

[Ender 8]

Bah.. you missed the vein, foo-el.

[Chickenman 9]

See? :D

[Ender 8]

*Just stops trying*

[Drake 53]

*motions to his professional snipers and a split second later, Ender's forehead explodes*

:p

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

:roll:

[Ender 8]

*Reintegrates*

Foolish mortal.

*Uses mad hiding skillz to kill Drake's snipers*