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Princess

important life lessons learnt from sheer stupidity of others

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Princess

Guys, I need your help. I've decided to come up with a list of important life lessons learned from the sheer stupidity of others. This list was inspired by #2 on my list, please add to this and help me.

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Drake

5. Here's one...don't drink!

Seriously...it's fine in here but in real life, a freind of my family drank since he was a teen and then after 40 years his liver exploded and now he's dead.

Edit: added the number for ya

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Princess

(Oh and please continue numbering these from the previous post)

1. Trying to hang a blacklight with rubber cement while said blacklight is turned on WILL result in a fire.

2. Throwing a banana at a window CAN break said window. (It really happened last night don't ask me how, I'm still trying to figure it out)

3. You can NOT smoke marijuana in your room without your RA smelling it.

4. Stealing dry erase markers DOES NOT result in new friends.

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The Wis

(Oh and please continue numbering these from the previous post)

1. Trying to hang a blacklight with rubber cement while said blacklight is turned on WILL result in a fire.

2. Throwing a banana at a window CAN break said window.  (It really happened last night don't ask me how, I'm still trying to figure it out)

3.  You can NOT smoke marijuana in your room without your RA smelling it.

4.  Stealing dry erase markers DOES NOT result in new friends.

Proving you're tough by running your hand at a snail's pace through the blue flame of a fire is a BAD idea.

*winces in remembered pain*

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Vergere

(Oh and please continue numbering these from the previous post)

1. Trying to hang a blacklight with rubber cement while said blacklight is turned on WILL result in a fire.

2. Throwing a banana at a window CAN break said window.  (It really happened last night don't ask me how, I'm still trying to figure it out)

3.  You can NOT smoke marijuana in your room without your RA smelling it.

4.  Stealing dry erase markers DOES NOT result in new friends.

Proving you're tough by running your hand at a snail's pace through the blue flame of a fire is a BAD idea.

*winces in remembered pain*

Smaaaaaart. :: )

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The Wis

(Oh and please continue numbering these from the previous post)

1. Trying to hang a blacklight with rubber cement while said blacklight is turned on WILL result in a fire.

2. Throwing a banana at a window CAN break said window.  (It really happened last night don't ask me how, I'm still trying to figure it out)

3.  You can NOT smoke marijuana in your room without your RA smelling it.

4.  Stealing dry erase markers DOES NOT result in new friends.

Proving you're tough by running your hand at a snail's pace through the blue flame of a fire is a BAD idea.

*winces in remembered pain*

Smaaaaaart. :: )

Oh hush. It worked. I just had to submerge my hand in water for about a minute to make the pain go away. And it still tingled for the rest of the night.

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Vergere

mmmmhmmmmmmm.... i repeat... Smmaaaaaaaaaart. :: ) 8)

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Gav: Gone for good.

3.  You can NOT smoke marijuana in your room without your RA smelling it.

I can personally attest to this one.

What?! It wasn't me!! My friend got caught...ahem...forget I said anything... ;)

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Pandora

And you can't pass a bong around on the school bus without someone noticing. (No, I was the one that noticed.)

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Bad furday

9. Attempts to feed the many squirrells on campus pizza crust may result in being bitten and taken to the doctor for rabies shots,

No, it wasn't me, it ws someone else a few years ago!

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Princess

10. Drunk people do stupid things, for example, taking a fire extinguisher and discharging it down an entire stairwell, thus setting off the fire alarm for the entire building.

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Ana

11. Being flogged hurts.

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Wyld_Knight

12. Never eat yellow snow

(not me, my brother :oops: )

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Drake

13. Listen to the warnings on Jackass that tell you not to "try these at home".

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Master MJade

forgeting to release bowling balls be4 bringing your arm back can hurt your head badly!!!!

(and i'll confise it was me when i was 8 )

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Ana

15. Chapstick will not make your eyelashes darker. Use mascara instead.

16. Your mother will be upset if you use her eyelash mascara as hair mascara.

17. Your sister may love you lots, but she'll still get mad if you get sick all over her carpet.

18. Don't give a cactus hot chocolate.

((The first two and the last one courtesy of my sister, the other courtesy of me.))

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JainaSolo;)*

--never insult a SW fan while she's reading a SW novel

--never argue with a history teacher

--never put the Colonists and the British into the views of the Rebels and the Imperials

--never tell random children at ur skool what websites you enjoy frequenting, they'll ruin your life forever.

--never attempt to curl your hair when usually it's straight

--never attempt to curl your hair when there's a rainstorm predicted

((all except for the first one lessons I've learned in life, #1 being the lesson that kid in my math class learned))

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GI_Admiral

:lol: Just thought I would bring this back up...very funny guys...

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Princess

Don't run from DPS when drunk and on snow.

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Admiral Daala

-Don't ask if Luke on the cover of Remnat is Ewan McGregor or if it is Hayden Christen.

(My friend did that to me, and I almost killed her)

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Sticks

-Don't tell me I'm "obsessed" with SW, or you'll get a lecture.

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Princess

ah the joys of saying the wrong thing around a SW fan.

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Princess

Windows break mysteriously.

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chozen

Dont drink so much that you accidently drop a friends ciggarette onto a tire that had petrolium still in it burning your hair off in front of the owner -

- then getting an unqualified barber to disguise your burnt hair!

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Sticks

*raisies eyebrow and laughs*

Happen to you?

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