Psychopathic Jedi Apartments: Top Floor of Psychopathic HQ

[Ayingel 24]

Maybe.

*Runs off and takes a picture of Drake's boots dangling over a firepit*

hmmm....

*Removes the boots from the firepit, and locks them into a safe. She then returns and presents Drake with the following note*

Ransom note. Actually readable.

[Drake 53]

*strokes beard thoughtfully while hovering a foot above the ground*

Hmm. You drive a hard bargain. And, while I do have a new pair of superior boots, my old ones have been sufficiently worn-in and they come equipped with Dr. Sholl's.

*takes out a datapad from his robes and writes a deed*

I have transferred the ownership of 100 yellow star systems, from the edge of my territories, to your name. They are largely uninhabited but some contain rudimentary forms of life and one has a budding civilization of primitive turtle-people. I hope these stars will suffice.

Edited August 13, 2011 by Drake

[Ayingel 24]

Are they shiny?

*hopeful puppy eyes*

[Drake 53]

So shiny that you would suffer permanent damage to your sight and possibly blindness upon looking at them directly for long periods of time.

[Ayingel 24]

*Makes a thinking face*

Turtle people.....

[E-wing 3]

the turtle people have shiny shells *e-wing calls out as he cleans his apartment*

[Tsl 7]

*hums insanely to herself as she walks slowly down the hall tipping a teapot and spilling a clear liquid that smells suspiciously of gasoline as she goes*

[Ayingel 24]

*Starts to redecorate her apartment in steam punk style*

[E-wing 3]

*still cleaning his apeartment*

BOOOOOOOOOOM!

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I'm OK!

[Princess 35]

So that's where those thermal dets went

[Pandora 77]

Crap I knew I left them some place questionable....

[Princess 35]

You really need to be more responsible with your explosives Pod

[Bad furday 57]

*casually leaves a detonator laying in the hallway*

Oopsies

*walks off, whistling innocently*

[Princess 35]

*grabs det and rubs it* My preciousssssss

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

Alright, why are you guys playing with explosives without me? :puppydogeyes:

[Drake 53]

Uhh, Prin. I think that det is active.

[Princess 35]

No, there's no bright flashing lights on it :p

[Drake 53]

Suit yourself.

*walks away with a handful of tiny LED lights*

[E-wing 3]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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LESS OK!

[Pandora 77]

:lol: I'm going through just clicking Next Unread Topic without actually looking at the forum page. That was sooo random....

[E-wing 3]

*walks out covered in black soot and coughing out black smoke* while your laughing it up over there you think you could get me a ban-aid or something?

*falls flat on his face.*

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

*rummages through the first-aid kit*

Looks like all we have are the little circle Band-Aids. Uh, Ewing?

[E-wing 3]

*heart monitor that appeared randomly next to E-wing* beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

[Bad furday 57]

*roars up in the hover ambulance*

We've got a new patient!

*Puts Ewing in the medical area and roars off to the hospital*

[Princess 35]

*grabs the defibrilator* CLEAR!