CorSec 5 Posted January 11, 2003 "Life is like a Banana, it gets all brown and mushy when you put it out in the Sun"-Anon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted January 27, 2003 "Art is the lie that helps us understand the truth" - Pablo Picasso "Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards" - Kierkegaard "The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it" - George Orwell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sticks 1 Posted January 27, 2003 "Insanity runs in the family. It practically gallops!" -who knows...saw it on a cup... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted February 10, 2003 "Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt,...then its hilarious" ~One of my friends Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted February 10, 2003 "The only interesting answers are those which destroy the questions." -- Susan Sontag Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted February 10, 2003 "If god is niether black nor white, male nor female, then he must be Michael Jackson." ~My friend, Linds.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorSec 5 Posted February 10, 2003 hehe..still laughing at that one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted February 10, 2003 hehe yeah...that one is hilarious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
^Hal^ 1 Posted February 10, 2003 lol yer that's a good one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted February 12, 2003 *can't stop laughing* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted February 12, 2003 "He who controls the present controls the past. He who controls the past controls the future." "It is not easy to become sane." Both are from Orwell's 1984 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted February 13, 2003 "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -- MsSolo's friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted February 13, 2003 "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three." ~http://maddox.xmission.com/sponsor.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted February 13, 2003 :lol: I'll remember that, it's my grandparents Golden Wedding Anniversary later in the year, and we have a big family meal planned and one of my Aunts is vegetarian! *cackles evilly* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted February 13, 2003 *joins in the cackling* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted March 3, 2003 "When did I realise I was God? Well, I was praying and sudden;y I realised I was talking to myself." -- Peter O'Toole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sentrosi 1 Posted March 3, 2003 "I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959) "All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) "It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts." - G. B. Burgin "I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means." - Clarence Darrow, Scopes trial, 1925. "My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates (470-399 B.C.) and last but not least "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other nerfherder die for his." - General George Patton (1885-1945) "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." "God gave men both a and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted March 3, 2003 Some wonderful Dubya quotes... The problem with the French, is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur. First I'd like to spank all the teachers... Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican. I understand small business growth. I was one. No more time for more...I'll post them later... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted March 3, 2003 Lol, those are great! And in typical...(takes a page out of Conan O'Brian's book) ...'Bushy' fashion! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted March 3, 2003 As I promised...here are some more Dubya flubs: The American peoples expectations are that we will fail. Our mission is to exceed their expectations. I am responsible for all of my mistakes. And so are you. We'll let the other countries of the world be the peacekeepers and the great country called America be the pacemakers." Well, medicine always was our specialty. I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." It must be even harder when they don't hold still. The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady, in my case. Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness. One of the great things about books is that sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. Education is my top priority. However, education is not my top priority. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted March 3, 2003 "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other scruffy lookin' nerf-herder die for his." - General George Patton (1885-1945) Whoah, when did he see SW? lol, those Bush quotes are classic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted March 3, 2003 :rof: Sad that he became president...I would think that is inaguration day would rival black thursday during the great depression... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted March 5, 2003 "Missiles are made that way because there is very little drag, after all its not our fault our dicks are aerodynamic." -- "Hydralisk" (A guy at JPdatabase forums) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sentrosi 1 Posted March 6, 2003 do you have to drag your penial dysfunction into everything? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
