Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted March 30, 2005 No kiddin, eh? Oh yeah...and in case the sarcasm went flying high above your head, I added a little to help you out. thanks. much appreciated :roll: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted March 30, 2005 This one's for TSL An 8-year-old pediatric patient had made a good adjustment to her hospitalization and was happily entertaining herself while her mother took a dinner break. When her mom returned to the room, she offered to go out to the nurses' station and pick up a video for the child to watch. "You don't have to Mom," exclaimed the little girl, holding the call button. "Look, I've got room service." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted March 30, 2005 lol, you hit the button too many times and we start just responding over the incomm. "Whaddya want now?" :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted March 30, 2005 No nice and pleasant "How can I help you?" Bad TSL! :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted April 15, 2005 This was in a care package my church sent out...... The Top Ten ways the Bible would have been different if it had been written by college students: 10. The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning....cold. 9. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in large font. 8. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling. 7. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food. 6. Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's e-mail to abuse@romans.gov. 5 Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates. 4. The place were the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armaggedon. 3. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes. 2. Reason why Moses and followers walked in the desert for 40 years: They didn't want to ask direction and look like freshmen. 1. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted April 16, 2005 some high school students are like that, lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted April 16, 2005 some? try AT LEAST half of every junior class there is! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted April 16, 2005 seniors are worse. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted April 16, 2005 not from what i've seen... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted April 16, 2005 maybe that just applies to my group of friends, lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted April 16, 2005 maybe. ALL of the guys in my class try and be "ghetto"...it makes them all stupid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sentrosi 1 Posted April 16, 2005 the ghetto thing is back... lol that was big when i was a freshman... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted April 16, 2005 i hate it they are preps pretending to be ghetto and they're taiwanese pretending to be ghetto Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sentrosi 1 Posted April 16, 2005 ie dumb people being dumb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted April 17, 2005 Yeah.......rich kids can have any designer clothing they want, and they choose Sean John and Snoop Dog.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted April 17, 2005 JC, me too!!! Fake people in general annoy me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted April 17, 2005 Ugh... I hate kids who try to be ghetto. Most of the ones that I know are white. When I start making fun of them for it, they just say "No no, homie dog, I'm white chocolate!" Gimme a damn break. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mara 29 Posted April 17, 2005 One day reality will hit in the form of a real ghetto person and their gang beating them to a pulp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sentrosi 1 Posted April 17, 2005 and the names whitey mcwhite dogg.... im a southern cracker also known as a saltine :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted April 17, 2005 Ugh... I hate kids who try to be ghetto. Most of the ones that I know are white. When I start making fun of them for it, they just say "No no, homie dog, I'm white chocolate!" Gimme a damn break. are you serious?! LOL!!! :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GI_Admiral 2 Posted April 18, 2005 Hahaha Indeed indeed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sentrosi 1 Posted April 18, 2005 yo yo wazzup in the hizzous Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted April 18, 2005 never say that again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
