Drake 53 Posted May 22, 2004 More Stargate quotes! Woo! Sam: So how do you know about the SGC? Dr Markov: I read extensive files about it. Jack: The question was how? Dr Markov: I learned English at a very young age. It wasn't difficult. *While on an asteroid heading towards Earth* Jack: I've seen this movie, it hits Paris. Jack: All right. Fine. They're the future of the Air Force, the program, the entire planet. God help us. Sam: Try to remember when you were in their shoes. Jack: I wore boots. Sam: Think back to when you were their age. Jack: I was never their age. Sam: Goodnight, Sir. Jack: What? Sam: "It's flashing green. Green is good?" Daniel: "No." Sam: "Bad?" Daniel: "Bad" Sam: "How bad?" Daniel: "Very, very bad." Sam: "Dad!" Hammond: I understand that. But let me play devil's advocate for a moment here. It's not our world. Is it really any of our concern? Teal'c: The destruction of the hammer device to save my life may have caused this. If so, I am responsible. Jack: General, I gave the order. Daniel: And I fired the staff at the machine. Sam: And I....was there. Jack: There's a man.. he's bald and wears a short sleaved shirt... and somehow he's very important to me.. I think his name is Homer. Jonas: Furlings. Jack O'Neill: Oh, no! Not those guys. Jonas: What? Jack O'Neill: Oh, I don't know. I just can't imagine cute little fury things making big powerful weapons, that's all. Jonas: I don't even know what they look like. Jack O'Neill: Furling. Sounds cute and fuzy to me. Sam Carter: Well, if the DHD could have prevented the problem, maybe the DHD can also fix it. Is there any chance that you could get the Russians to give us their DHD? Daniel: Not without giving back Alaska. Sam Carter: So what didn't they go for? Jack O'Neill: The name I suggested. Sam Carter: For the ship? Jack O'Neill: Yeah. Sam Carter: Yeah. Sir... we can't call it the "Enterprise" Jack O'Neill: Why not? Daniel: Well we were kind of hoping you'd beam them out. Jacob Carter: Beam them out? What am I - Scotty? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted May 22, 2004 :rofl: Such a fantastic show... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roethlisberger 0 Posted May 22, 2004 Samantha Bee: As you know, the cornerstone of Edwards' campaign has been the idea of two Americas. Take a look. [John Edwards describes 'two Americas' in several clips] Samantha Bee: See that? Two Americas. The bad news is, in *this* America, John Edwards has had his ass handed to him. However, in the other America, Edwards is doing quite well. In fact, he's won twenty-nine of thirty contests. Quite impressive. Jon Stewart: Now, Samantha, how did he manage to lose a primary in another America of his own invention? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted May 27, 2004 Britain is our country. People can love it or leave it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted May 27, 2004 That goes for America as well, far as I'm concerned... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted May 27, 2004 And Canada. I'd think that most patriotic people would say that about their countries, lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted May 27, 2004 *waves a huuuuuuuge flag* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted May 27, 2004 *watches as Beeurd's vigorous waving of a giant flag causes him to topple* :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roethlisberger 0 Posted May 28, 2004 Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private? Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked s*** that high. Pogue Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armor? Private Joker: A peace symbol, sir. Pogue Colonel: Where'd you get it? Private Joker: I don't remember, sir. Pogue Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet? Private Joker: "Born to Kill," sir. Pogue Colonel: You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke? Private Joker: No, sir. Pogue Colonel: You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant s*** on you. Private Joker: Yes, sir. Pogue Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man. Private Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir. Pogue Colonel: The what? Private Joker: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir. Pogue Colonel: Whose side are you on, son? Private Joker: Our side, sir. Pogue Colonel: Don't you love your country? Private Joker: Yes, sir. Pogue Colonel: Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win? Private Joker: Yes, sir. Pogue Colonel: Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over. Private Joker: Aye-aye, sir. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roethlisberger 0 Posted May 29, 2004 Another great film: Harry Zimm: I once asked this literary agent, uh, what kind of writing paid the best... he said, "Ransom notes." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted May 30, 2004 :lol: Yes, a classic... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted May 30, 2004 *looks at all the pointless smilie posts* And this is how they get so many posts... :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted May 31, 2004 Speak for yourself. Huh? At least mine are worth reading. I'm getting tired of coming on every day, seeing a nice big batch of new posts and then finding that 3/4 of them consist of smilies. No text combined with the smilies. Just a single, pointless emoticon that wastes my time when I have to look at it. Next time it happens, I'll consider writing them up as spam... Probably not though...a certain admin will probably bith me out, lol.[/rant] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted May 31, 2004 Huh? At least mine are worth reading. I'm getting tired of coming on every day, seeing a nice big batch of new posts and then finding that 3/4 of them consist of smilies. No text combined with the smilies. Just a single, pointless emoticon that wastes my time when I have to look at it. Next time it happens, I'll consider writing them up as spam... Probably not though...a certain admin will probably bith me out, lol.[/rant] I agree with you Drake. I like coming here and being able to respond to posts, not just seeing more of our multitude of smilies. You do have a delete button that you can use though ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake 53 Posted May 31, 2004 Woohoo! I will take joy in each lone smilie I vanquish! :twisted: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted May 31, 2004 What have I unleashed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
