Tsl 7 Posted February 14, 2009 The almighty source of all things useless :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickenman 9 Posted February 14, 2009 Ooh! Burn! :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted February 14, 2009 *cannily serves up some ice for that burn* :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted February 16, 2009 I just saw that on MSN Bah! *spits on MSN* :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ana 15 Posted February 17, 2009 And Kremlinology is the science of the Russian government. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted February 20, 2009 Putting your arm through a plate glass window is a bad idea. I've seen the aftermath Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted February 20, 2009 I assume alcohol was involved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted February 21, 2009 Ya know, I never saw the blood alcohol result. Just the pile of bloody blankets as I took the blood to the EMTs as they were getting ready to transfer the patient to a different hospital Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted February 22, 2009 many years ago, my mom slid coming down the stairs and put her arm through the back window. cue lots and LOTS of stitches, and to this day, she still has trouble with that arm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsl 7 Posted February 27, 2009 My first ever patient in nursing school was a 19 year old kid who fell through a plate glass window while very drunk. He was an ass, lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Du 22 Posted February 27, 2009 Take it from someone who has been very drunk...and very much an ass at time, I have never had the urge to get in a fight with a window. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted February 27, 2009 He saw his reflection and thought it wanted to pick a fight? :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted February 27, 2009 My first ever patient in nursing school was a 19 year old kid who fell through a plate glass window while very drunk. He was an ass, lol. They usually are. I like getting to call down to ER and letting the secretary's guess the patient's blood alcohol level. They're usually pretty close Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Du 22 Posted February 27, 2009 Like a dog, lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted February 27, 2009 Close...like a dog! :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Du 22 Posted February 27, 2009 Now I'm all confuzzled. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted February 28, 2009 Prolly cuz you and I responded to two different things at the same time m'dear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Du 22 Posted February 28, 2009 Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted April 3, 2009 Just to see if anyone got it...I wore orange on St. Patrick's day. :evil: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted April 3, 2009 Omg....Modsmacked! :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy 60 Posted April 3, 2009 Just to see if anyone got it...I wore orange on St. Patrick's day. Are you trying to start a war, Furday? :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad furday 57 Posted April 4, 2009 That would be hilarious, but no. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted April 5, 2009 *doesn't get it* i thought you were supposed to wear green or else the leprechauns would eat you. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
