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[Andy 60]

If Peter Parker picked a peck of pickled glue,

How is he Spiderman, and more to the point how the hell is he still alive?

[Darth Marius 0]

don't eat it all at once. otherwise you'll have the sticky siths

[Winters 0]

Everyone knows that Peter Parker is a myth, just like Big Foot and Snow.

[Andy 60]

...and democracy. :p

[Bad furday 57]

"...so this is how democracy dies...with thunderous flatulence?" - Senator Amidala, while holding her nose

[Darth Marius 0]

Girls fart

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

beans beans good for your heart. the more you eat the more you fart.

[Ana 15]

SCABROUS PIRATES TO YOU.

[Andy 60]

Onions are a girls best friend.

[Jake Durron 23]

My boobs got bigger

[Bad furday 57]

Inconceivable! ;)

[Radioactive Isotope 29]

i like to say quark. quark quark quark quark....

[Ana 15]

So did we ever learn what exactly happened to Lemmiwinks?

[Tsl 7]

Learning is required to achieve maximum cheerios.

[Princess 35]

Gimme ice cream!

[Mara 29]

Randy Travis is actually pretty cool... I have decided.

[Tsl 7]

With the last of the first came the bad times, and then some not so bad times, and then some pretty great times.

[Andy 60]

But mostly cauliflower.

[Ender 8]

Indeed, but did you phone up the polyphonic spree?

[Andy 60]

Like a raisin from outer space.

[Winters 0]

Really... WHY do I taste purple?!

[Tsl 7]

The People Eaters were busy.

[Andy 60]

A GIANT MOOSE!!!

[Winters 0]

QUICK!!! RELEASE THE PIGGIES!!!

[Andy 60]

Meow.