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Pandora

Island of Agony

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Pandora

Taking some ideas from the White Court, huh?

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Princess

Well, it would bring us in some extra income

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Pandora

True. We'll have to advertise them as slightly used, but we can charge through the teeth for shipping. :D

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Princess

Oops, we let all the prisoners die again

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Pandora

Damn. Oh well. That was a batch that was on a noncontingent contract, so it doesn't matter. I'll go push through another deal. Think an even 5000 will keep up entertained for a few days?

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Ayingel

Can I have just five? I wanna do something sick.

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Princess

Sounds like enough for me

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Pandora

*Goes into her office and gets tackle-hugged by Fluffy, who is wearing a pink apron and dusting* AAHH! Shh keep it down I don't want *thunder* ... a stampede. *sighs and focuses on not getting any more bones broken*

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Princess

*pops head in* Everything okay in here? Hiya Fluffy. *notices the forming stampede, turns around and stops the animals dead in their tracks with a "tsch!"*

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Pandora

*sighs in relief. Fluffy helps her up, notices that he's knocked a shoulder out of socket and pops it back in with a crunch* OOWWW! *cracks her neck gingerly* Good thing it was my left arm. *scratches Fluffy behind the ears* Take the other critters out to the courtyard. Let me work a couple deals and we'll have a massive game of critter capture the corpse, okay?

*Fluffy takes the other animals and ushers them outside*

*Sits at her desk and starts tapping madly at a datapad until a comlink chirps* Ah, I thought you'd be interested in that. What do you have for me?

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Princess

*pops head in Pod's office* You okay? I'm gonna go supervise the critters dragging the dead outside.

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Pandora

*Is just disconnecting the comm.* Yeah, I'm coming. We've got 5650 prisoners coming in about a day and a half. 150 Have been designated for special treatment of a very dark sort. *Holds up a blasting rod and winks*

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Princess

Are we going to go all Darkhallow?

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Pandora

Maybe, but without the zombie dinosaur.

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Princess

Awwwww. But I want a zombie T-rex! *Cries*

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Pandora

Why? We have bigger live monsters.

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Princess

True. I don't want to see what T-rex poodoo looks like either.

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Pandora

And then when you stop drumming, you've got all that ectoplasm... yuck.

*reaches down, picks up a severed leg, and carries it outside*

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Princess

Yes, but Angel has enough legs to be a good drummer. *whistles for her crowd of animals to come outside*

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Pandora

*Throws the severed leg with the aid of a gust of conjured wind just as the animals ar approaching*

Still, I think Muffin would be jealous.

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Princess

Probably. *watches the stampede* Hmmm, this game might cause a stampede

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Princess

*runs into her office to order the human cannon from the Superbowl episode of Glee*

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Pandora

*Squeals and runs after her; animals of course follow, so it sounds like a stampede of... really big critters* Get the super charged one!!! We are going to play a kickass game of fetch!

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Princess

Whoa! Tsch! My office is not big enough for everyone at once!

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Pandora

*calmly kicks the door shut behind her. There's a really loud series of bangs as the tile hallway does what tile does to furry paws. A few bits of dust falls from the ceiling*

*snorts* Whoops. I guess I'd better make amends or else I'll never get out of this office...

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