Pandora 77 Posted May 10, 2007 Not in here you don't! Keep your diarrhea to yourself! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUnknown 39 Posted May 10, 2007 I'm not the one who would be having those syntoms (is that spelled right? I've suddenly lost that ability right now). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted May 10, 2007 Symptoms. And I don't care. I told Kia no enemas and I'm tell you no diarrhea. Let's focus on something other than anus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted May 10, 2007 *bites tongue* :hehe: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted May 10, 2007 Oh no. What have I started? *uses needle nose pliers to pull off Alpha 3's fingernails one by one* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted May 10, 2007 i didn't say anything :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted May 10, 2007 Oh Just wait till Furday comes back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted May 10, 2007 *pokes each of her vicitims with hot swords* glee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake Durron 23 Posted May 10, 2007 I still say enema's are nice warm ups for torture! get enough glycerin soap and cold water :twisted: PERFECT cure for mouthy people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Radioactive Isotope 29 Posted May 10, 2007 i'll have to keep that in mind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted May 10, 2007 Kia, what did I tell you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake Durron 23 Posted May 10, 2007 *gusty sigh* no enemas... but what if someone is REALLY REALLY REALLY bad? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake Durron 23 Posted May 10, 2007 :wail: yes ma'am Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted May 10, 2007 *Pours acid on a prisoner's feet and forces him to stand* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted May 10, 2007 *turns on monitors to the arena that show the hallway of the Medieval Wing. Her voice comes over the loudspeaker* Hey guys! I was just sitting in my office napping when I had a lovely idea! *Several prisoners are dropped to the ground via a spiked-metal cage attached to the ceiling, via a chain that appears to have broken. They all scream as they hit the ground and the door snaps open. The Prisoners look around, amazed at their 'good fortune' and decide to try to make a run for it. They go to open the door but it's locked, and the windows barred. The only way out is to steal the key from Rogue's office.* This is a little game I like to call...running the gauntlet. Think any of them will get through? I think you guys have a minute to place some bets. They don't look like the smartest nerfherders in the galaxy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake Durron 23 Posted May 10, 2007 :lol: omg THIS is awesome, bbq and a live show! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess 35 Posted May 11, 2007 *Marshmallow hauls in a gurney with multiple straps into a sterile looking OR* Thanks Marshmallow. You're a sweetie. Can you bring in my sharp pointy instrument in next? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayingel 24 Posted May 11, 2007 i think they'll eat eachother first... and maybe there should be some decoy keys... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted May 11, 2007 Ooh that's a great idea, Rogue. Here, I'll add some special effects... *Chops off a few hands, feet, and fingers of her prisoners with a meat cleaver. Collects some of the blood in a five-gallon bucket, then cauterizes the severed limbs with her lightsaber, sending a smell of burnt flesh and hot blood through the chambers, and screams of agony echo down the hallways.* Okay, watch this... *Takes the limbs and bucket-o-blood to the medieval wing, via a service hallway, situated above the torture chambers. Scatters the limbs on the hallway floor from the air vents. Lets the prisoners get good and scared, and dumps the bucket of blood on two or three unsuspecting visitors. Projects a sinister laugh through the Force. A few prisoners faint when they realize blood is falling from the ceiling* That was fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted May 11, 2007 (edited) Lovely effects Pod! Meh, you think they'll actually make it to my office? *The prisoners started moving down the hall, so caught up in the falling body parts that the first one barely had time to realize he was falling as a section of the ground peeled away beneath his feet, dropping him 100 yards into a pit of sharpened pikes. And if that didn't kill him, the snakes at the bottom sure would.* Edited May 11, 2007 by Rogue Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora 77 Posted May 11, 2007 lol, they might not make it. *Projects the word BOO! through the Force to the mind of another prisoner standing next to the pit. She jumps and falls in* heheheheheh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogue 4 Posted May 11, 2007 *Rogue cackles evilly as the Suit of Armor's come to life, drawing a shrief from the prisoners. They encircle them, backing them towards the pit* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ender 8 Posted May 11, 2007 *Creates a soundproof Room of Doom* *Puts a gaggle of prisoners in it, seals all exits, and blasts Michael Bolton into the room* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake Durron 23 Posted May 11, 2007 gives all the kittens cow's milk warmed up and puts them through a one way cat flap... ahhh.... the lovely smell... fumes should make them delusional! :twisted: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
