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Princess

GB.net First Aid Class

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Princess

Only 8 months? What was I thinking?

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Drake

hey, what are you doing here?

I've come to screw up your spreeing spree.

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CorSec

First Aid?

*shoots himself in the foot*

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Ender

I learned first aid in 7th grade... only had to use it once.

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Radioactive Isotope

first aid. that's the stuff with band-aids, right?

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Pandora

And gauze... lol

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CorSec

Gonna need lots of it...

*pool of blood starts to pool*

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Princess

Oooh blood.

*makes a smear on a slide and looks at it under a microscope*

CorSec, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have parasites in your blood

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Ender

YES! The experiment worked! ;)

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Princess

He has malaria. Er wait, possible malarial parasites sighted

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Ender

Mwahahaahahaha! :twisted:

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Pandora

No Ender. You can't test your bio weapons on CorSec.

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Ender

Too late. :p

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CorSec

Oh those? Yeah...thats Jimmy...and Joey...and Joe Bob Jimmy...and JimmyBob Joe...and...Fred. *whispers* No one really likes Fred...kinda cooky..

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Princess

And apparently the parasites killed CorSec because no one knew the first aid

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Radioactive Isotope

somebody's been dumpster diving :p

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Princess

:angel:

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Radioactive Isotope

i don't buy that angelic look :p

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Radioactive Isotope

ok, radiation contamination of unknown amount. what do you do?

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Drake

Did you check to see if they're exhibiting superhuman qualities? Was it gamma rays? If so, you might have a classic case of Hulking out.

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CorSec

I craft a form-fitting leotard and begin compiling a list of local caves that would be suitable for a Headquarters.

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Mara

ok, radiation contamination of unknown amount. what do you do?

Check how much it is? :p

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Andy

Run away screaming: "OMGZ TEHY R TEH NUKULAR INFESTED!!!" ?

Edited by Andy

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CorSec

I craft a form-fitting leotard and begin compiling a list of local caves that would be suitable for a Headquarters.

Replay Mode: I check for signs that they have recently risen from the grave. Nuclear accidents are a leading cause of Zombie apocalypse in 92% of developed nations.

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Radioactive Isotope

ok, radiation contamination of unknown amount. what do you do?

Check how much it is? :p

you can't. they stumbled onto an abandoned reactor in Russia and you have no idea how much they've been exposed to.

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