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Princess

GB.net First Aid Class

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Sticks

But what if you lost your nose in combat?

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Pandora

...or you don't have a phone?

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Ender

Then you're screwed. ;)

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Princess

Enjoy the afterlife then

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Pandora

Well gee, that doesn't sound like funny...

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Sticks

Well that would really such...so wuts next?

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Princess

Someone is bleeding severly, what do you do?

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Ender

Put pressure on the wound.

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Princess

Good. What else?

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Ender

Put a dressing on it.

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Bad furday

Italian, Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Thousand Island, or French?

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Ender

*Gonks Furday on the head with a frying pan*

Quiet, you.

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Andy

Someone is bleeding severly, what do you do?

Lightsaber it! It will cauterise the wound! :D

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Princess

You apply pressure and dress it with gauze. What about when the gauze becomes soaked with blood?

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Ender

Change it

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CorSec

Chop it off with care...using your lightsaber...if they bleed on the new carpet...kill them.

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Princess

Wrong. You never remove a dressing that's already in place. You need to just add more gauze to it.

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Andy

What if you run out of gauze?

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CorSec

Damn...trick questions!

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Princess

Use other materials. Feminine hygenie products make great dressings for wounds

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CorSec

Feminine Hygeine products?..I dont wanna know..

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Princess

That's what I was told when I was going through lifeguard training.

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CorSec

Well....maybe they were just uhh...pulling your leg

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Sticks

*has thoughts of using a maxipad to control bleeding*

*starts laughing uncontrollably*

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Princess

Think about how absorbent they are

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