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Princess

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Princess

With our track record, this seems to make sense. Yes, I run both the Med Center and the VS Med Bay, but I can't be here all the time, so I'm going to teach you enough to save each other when I'm not around.

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Pandora

:rof: Good idea. We can uh... get a little violent...

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Princess

That's a bit of an understatement Pod.

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Pandora

Yeah, considering Isard just saw daylight...

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CorSec

oooo....First Aid...are those sorta like Band-Aids? :D

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Pandora

Close, but no tomato. Try again.

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Andy

Yes tomato!

*throws tomato at Pod* :splat:

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Pandora

OOWWW I have tomato juice in my eye!

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Princess

Ok first lesson. Pod has something acidic in her eye, what do you do?

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Bad furday

Either flush with water or find a base to neutralize the acid?

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Princess

Flush with either clear water or physiologic saline solution for 5 minutes.

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Andy

No, no, no! You pick the bits out with the tip of your lightsaber!

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Admiral Daala

That Beeurd might cause some more trouble.

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CorSec

No, no, no! You pick the bits out with the tip of your lightsaber!

Beeurd! You m0r0n! You have to use an ice pick! Ice picks are much more solid and will only gouge out the eye instead of burning it....Duuuh

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Bad furday

No, you pinch Pod's waist and make her scream, and the sound waves will vaporise the bits of tomato in her eye! :p

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CorSec

And the rest of our eyes for that matter :p

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Andy

No, I got it!

You make a really sarcastic comment, then wait for her to roll her eyes. Then, you pick them up as they roll along the desk, and swill them off in a tub of warm water. :D

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Pandora

*had flushed the tomato juice out of her eyes a long time ago, and is sitting there watching them argue over what should be done* Have you reached a concensus YET?

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Andy

Quiet Pod, we're sorting this out fine by ourselves! :splat:

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Bad furday

*throws more tomatoes at Pod*

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Pandora

*sends them back to him with the Force and they spletter on his face* Now, what should we do about THAT? :p

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Princess

Ok next problem. Someone is impaled on a steel beam, what do you do?

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Pandora

Umm... move them as little as possible?

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Princess

What else?

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